Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


TOPICS:
KEYWORDS: 00; 0firstkeyword; 0wn3d; 0wn4g3; 0wned; 10011001111001110100; 1234zot; 1dumbtroll; 1firstkeyword; allyourzotrbelong2us; asciihillwalker; asciilapdancer; ass; assclown; asshatcrybaby; assimilatedmyass; assimilatethis; autozotscript; breastfedbyjanetreno; byebye; cantfindassindark; democratcrybaby; drunkandstupied; drunkentroll; duidiot; dumbassdunce; dumbassidiot; dumbassliberal; dumbasstroll; dumberthanhammers; dunce; duncezotted; dunderhead; dutroll; eelctrotherapyneeded; eetard; etard; gopopyourzits; gotzot; headupass; herekittykitty; iamaninternetpustule; iamcluelesszot; iamhowarddean; ideservezot; ilovezot; imanangrylittlefella; immoral; impaired; ineedthezot; irelephant; isthisyourbrain; itszottingtime; lalalalalalalalalala; looneylefty; ludesareoutman; mezotyoulongtime; moonbat; movezot4greatjustice; mymoomysaysimspecial; mypoopyhurts; novemberchronicles; nukemehard; nukemeplease; own4g3; ownage; owned; ownzored; ozone; ozoneactionthread; ozonereactionthread; parindled; parindlehim; parindleme; pathetic; peedincornflakes; penguinhumor; penischallenged; pingpingpingpingping; pingpong; pings; pingsformoney; pingthatshouldnotbe; pingthis; pinhead; pleasezotmenow; pleeezepleeezezotme; pmsmigrainsinc; poopoohead; poor; poorbaby; poorpoorpitifulme; powerless; psychoclown; puny; pusillanimous; putbacktheliquor; pwn3d; pwn4g3; pwnd; pwned; pwnz0r3d; qtipkittylove; questionable; rain; rant; rateatroll; rather; reducereuserecycle; repressed; retardedfool; returnofjjfate; ricepudding; rickoshayrabbit; ridethelightning; ridiculous; rkbarules; roads; rockrollandping; rodneykingwashere; rogets; rudeness; sad; sadtruthaboutatroll; sanctimoniousness; sandwichshyofpicnic; savethedrama4urmama; scambaiting; scared; scrawny; scurvy; selfrighteous; seventhsojourn; sexydecimal; shameful; shortattentionspan; shy; sickly; simperingwimp; singforpings; sleazy; slight; smacktard; small; sniveling; sobbing; somanytardssofewzots; somebodyneedsahug; sonoftheundeadthread; sorry; sortofdead; spam; spamspam; spamspamspam; spamspamspamspam; spamspamspamspamspam; spastic; speechless; spellcheckerworking; spellczech; stonedtroll; stuckonstupid; tard; toast; troll; trollaway; trollingfordummies; trollishigh; trollisinneedofazot; trolloncrack; trollonpot; trollzot; trollzotted; vikingkitties; vikingkitty; zot; zotadumbass; zotadummy; zotadunce; zotanidiot; zotathon; zotatroll; zotcrazy; zotforvictory; zothead; zotiseverywhere; zotloft; zotlover; zotmalldaylong; zotme247; zotme247365; zotmeagain; zotmeagainandagain; zotmealldaylong; zotmeallmonthlong; zotmeallnightlong; zotmeallweeklong; zotmeallyearlong; zotmeatthepumps; zotmebaby; zotmedaily; zotmeforever; zotmefrombehind; zotmehard; zotmehardandlong; zotmeharder; zotmeimaloser; zotmeimanassclown; zotmeimanidiot; zotmeimdumb; zotmeimstupid; zotmeindanuts; zotmeintheass; zotmeinthebutt; zotmeintheevening; zotmeintheface; zotmeinthemorning; zotmeintonextweek; zotmeintothesky; zotmelong; zotmelongandhard; zotmenow; zotmeoverandover; zotmesolongipuke; zotmesolongithurts; zotmetillimdead; zotmetillipuke; zotmetilliscream; zotmeuptheass; zotmobile; zotmyass; zotmybilderberg; zotmyislamicass; zotmysorryass; zotmyworld; zotnip; zotorama; zotsalot; zotsarecool; zotsfortots; zottalicious; zottarget; zotted; zotted247; zotted247365; zottedassclown; zottedbacktomecca; zottedbacktothedump; zotteddumbass; zotteddummy; zotteddunce; zottedidiot; zottedislamofascist; zottedleftist; zottedloser; zottedmoron; zotthestupidtroll; zotthisassclown; zotthisdutroll; zotthisidiot; zotthisloser; zotthistroll; zotthyself; zottron7000; zotty; zottytrained; zotusmaximus; zotwaseverywhere; zotwashere; zotwasthere; zotwhatithought; zotwhore; zotzilla; zotzippitydoo; zotzotbaby; zuluoscartango; zzzotspiracy; zzzzot; zzzzzooooottttt; zzzzzzzot; zzzzzzzzzot; zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzot
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 3,081-3,1003,101-3,1203,121-3,140 ... 10,061-10,068 next last
To: Dead Corpse

Hi!
I have no clue what the votes here will mean. I won't find out who won until the 5:00 news. *sigh*

Now, of course, I understand why the jay-walking ticket was issued...elections were coming up...the bestids.


3,101 posted on 11/09/2005 9:39:55 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3099 | View Replies]

To: Dead Corpse
Only those who voted are permitted to speak of (dis)satisfaction with the results.

How many of the conversationalists can you eliminated using that qualifier?

3,102 posted on 11/09/2005 9:39:58 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3099 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

Already have, with favorable results. Thanks! ;)


3,103 posted on 11/09/2005 9:40:29 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3100 | View Replies]

To: Alice au Wonderland

No thanks necessary!
:o]


3,104 posted on 11/09/2005 9:40:59 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3103 | View Replies]

To: Darksheare
*Lyme test is negative*

YES!!!
I was so worried Darks, now I'll wait for the MRI.
Do you have your Rheumatologist appointment yet? Well, do you?

3,105 posted on 11/09/2005 9:41:54 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3091 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face
I'm sitting here with a cup of hot chocolate trying to decide which task I should tackle first: booking a hotel room or transcribing the minutes from our church's vestry meeting.

Hmmmm. *thinkin' real hard here*

Hotel!

3,106 posted on 11/09/2005 9:44:24 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3104 | View Replies]

To: Alice au Wonderland

Around here? None. I badgered every single one of them into going and voting.


3,107 posted on 11/09/2005 9:49:55 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3102 | View Replies]

To: Alice au Wonderland
Only those who voted are permitted to speak of (dis)satisfaction with the results. How many of the conversationalists can you eliminated using that qualifier?

Intresting how the mind dead media did NOT pay any attention to how Moveoon.org got it's butt handed to it in Ohio. Gee the Democrats held 2 Democrat Governorships. My that is reason for panic now isn;'t it?

3,108 posted on 11/09/2005 9:54:29 AM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3102 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face
"Hobbes"

I realized something this morning. You do realize that you are not "herding" cats just cause you walk Hobbes. In order to herd cats you got to get to be able to claim you got two or more cats heading in vaugely the same direction at roughly the same time at during the same day.

3,109 posted on 11/09/2005 9:57:56 AM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3094 | View Replies]

To: Alice au Wonderland

Hotel would be MY choice! LOL!


3,110 posted on 11/09/2005 9:59:52 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3106 | View Replies]

To: Dead Corpse

LOL! Good for you!


3,111 posted on 11/09/2005 10:02:42 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3107 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse

ditto!


3,112 posted on 11/09/2005 10:06:54 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3111 | View Replies]

To: MNJohnnie

LOL!

Well, I think that won't happen any time soon. Hobbes has made it very clear that another cat will not be tolerated. My neighbor brings his two pugs over several times a week and if they weren't on leashes, I'm sure she would literally scratch their eyes out.


3,113 posted on 11/09/2005 10:07:09 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3109 | View Replies]

To: MNJohnnie
Although I hesitate to say that attention from the MSM is dignified in any, I would have to say that I wouldn't dignify Moveon.org by giving it any attention whatsoever.
3,114 posted on 11/09/2005 10:09:54 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3108 | View Replies]

To: Alice au Wonderland
When they send me a begging letter, I take my red marker and write, "DON'T WASTE MY TIME!" put it in the postage paid envelope and send it back. The same with PETA and the ACLU, as well as NOW. I can't STAND those people!
3,115 posted on 11/09/2005 10:17:01 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3114 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face
Morning, 'Face! Just dropping by before I dig into work. Really overslept this morning -- I guess the body clock is oscillating back & forth.

Not happy with the election news this morning. The only good win was an initiative calling for independent performance audits (with a BIG win). Everything else... well, at least things were generally close, so maybe after another year of the crooks running things people will be even more fed up.

3,116 posted on 11/09/2005 10:38:58 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3115 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face

So far, I think, we've been relatively un-solicited by any of those organizations. I'm grateful, but now I'm wondering why.


3,117 posted on 11/09/2005 10:40:22 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3115 | View Replies]

To: sionnsar

Howdy!
I hope the people grow VERY tired of the leftists...And with luck, the next election will be much better.

You may have problems with your body clock for the next week. The last time I had to endure DST, it took almost a full week before I could adjust. Try and stay as close to your normal schedule as possible, and that will help.


3,118 posted on 11/09/2005 10:43:05 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3116 | View Replies]

To: Alice au Wonderland

I don't know how they got my name, but I get really ugly with them. GEICO insurance is the same. I tried to get insurance from them in Las Vegas and they refused me because I was a single woman. So whenever I show up on their mailing list, I get out my trusty red marker...


3,119 posted on 11/09/2005 10:44:48 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3117 | View Replies]

To: Monkey Face
It seems to be a returning home thing. Probably because I don't have to keep such a rigid schedule so I don't use an alarm clock, the way I do when away. It takes me about 5 days to be fully on track.

Gotta go. be back later.

3,120 posted on 11/09/2005 10:46:51 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3118 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 3,081-3,1003,101-3,1203,121-3,140 ... 10,061-10,068 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson