[Monkey Face]

When they send me a begging letter, I take my red marker and write, "DON'T WASTE MY TIME!" put it in the postage paid envelope and send it back. The same with PETA and the ACLU, as well as NOW. I can't STAND those people!

[sionnsar]

Morning, 'Face! Just dropping by before I dig into work. Really overslept this morning -- I guess the body clock is oscillating back & forth.

Not happy with the election news this morning. The only good win was an initiative calling for independent performance audits (with a BIG win). Everything else... well, at least things were generally close, so maybe after another year of the crooks running things people will be even more fed up.

[Alice au Wonderland]

So far, I think, we've been relatively un-solicited by any of those organizations. I'm grateful, but now I'm wondering why.

[HKMk23]

When they send me a begging letter, I take my red marker and...

You are simply too kind. Look, do this, you'll get better results.

Next time you're near a building supply, or landscaping center -- anyplace that sells bricks -- buy a dozen. When these hose-heads send you their gimme letters, do your usual, but then use clear packing tape to securely affix the envelope to one of your bricks. Drop it in the Parcel bin at the Post Office and laugh all the way home.

This technique works with mail from political candidates you oppose, too. Use it in health. I guarantee satisfaction.