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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland
"CAKE are round!"

So are tuits.

3,041 posted on 11/08/2005 8:46:57 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: MNJohnnie
Yikes!

It is almost midnight. And that is when I turn into a zucchini.

Sleep well every body.

3,042 posted on 11/08/2005 8:47:36 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Good night, HTB.


3,043 posted on 11/08/2005 8:48:26 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Would you be willing to share your remembrances of going through puberty with me? FReepmail would preserve your dignity, I think

You mean it ends?

Good Nite!!!

3,044 posted on 11/08/2005 8:48:41 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Nite Harmless!


3,045 posted on 11/08/2005 8:49:21 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: tuliptree76

Cute! I like that! I'm saving it in the UT Files.


3,046 posted on 11/08/2005 8:50:50 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Then FReepmail me...I can stand it...Mods ain't gonna prowl the mail...much.


3,047 posted on 11/08/2005 8:52:54 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: NicknamedBob

"So are tuits."

I know...I gave my son one...a round tuit.


3,048 posted on 11/08/2005 8:54:14 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Night, Girl!


3,049 posted on 11/08/2005 8:54:41 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: tuliptree76
Well Good Nite Dr. I am going to go over to the California Election threads and torment the faithful. They have a SERIOUSLY messed up state. They have 8 Ballot initiatives, 5 fairly conservative, 3 of the Conservatives ones are passing, 2 are failing.

How do the same people who vote FOR 73-74-75, turn around a vote against 76-77????

73 Y Minor's Pregnancy 794,934 52.9 707,944 47.1

74 Y Teacher Tenure 790,254 52.2 726,181 47.8

75 Y Public Union Dues 851,373 56.4 660,190 43.6

76 N Spending/Funding 674,366 44.5 838,044 55.5

77 N Redistricting 712,377 47.5 784,865 52.5

78 N Rx Drug Discounts 648,118 43.4 842,779 56.6

79 N Rx Drug Rebates 549,486 37.0 935,140 63.0

80 N Electric Regulation 500,333 34.2 958,827 65.8

3,050 posted on 11/08/2005 8:58:38 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: MNJohnnie

Oh I'm not going to bed yet. Still working on problems. I am on the trust chapter (last one!).


3,051 posted on 11/08/2005 9:03:25 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob; MNJohnnie; Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face

I think I will try to spruce up my profile a little bit before I go to bed.

I'm going to have to reload some files...


3,052 posted on 11/08/2005 9:12:43 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76
Oh I'm not going to bed yet. Still working on problems. I am on the trust chapter (last one

And you are still awake! Your powers are amazing.

I was just teasing about the Profile page. Did not mean it.

3,053 posted on 11/08/2005 9:16:48 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: MNJohnnie

That's okay. It does need something. I used to have one, but I took it down. It's have some of the stuff that my old page had because I really don't have much else to add to it.


3,054 posted on 11/08/2005 9:19:28 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: MNJohnnie
And you are still awake! Your powers are amazing.

Oh... and I'm known far and wide for my unusual love of tax. Not taxes per se, but the study of tax.

3,055 posted on 11/08/2005 9:20:57 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: MNJohnnie

It's CALIFORNIA!!! The Cereal State! (Land of the Fruits, Nuts and Flakes!)


3,056 posted on 11/08/2005 9:23:59 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: tuliptree76
Not taxes per se, but the study of tax

OHHH beautiful, smart and SUPER HUMAN POWERS!!!!

3,057 posted on 11/08/2005 9:27:17 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: MNJohnnie
OHHH beautiful

LOL! You haven't seen me yet...

3,058 posted on 11/08/2005 9:42:45 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Monkey Face

Nite Monkey, Nite Tulip! See ya tomorrow!


3,059 posted on 11/08/2005 9:42:47 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: tuliptree76
LOL! You haven't seen me yet...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

3,060 posted on 11/08/2005 9:43:12 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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