I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

[The Zontron 7000]

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.

[tuliptree76]

But then I'd be giving lawyers a bad name. ;-)

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Ms woo-woo's knickers were so twisted that the evening ended then and there.

[MNJohnnie]

But then I'd be giving lawyers a bad name. ;-)

Simply not possible. Since you are a Freeper you could only improve the breed

[Monkey Face]

Hobbes will be there as soon as I figure out the scanner. For now, she looks like a blue point Siamese...weighing 10#. She is being trained to the halter, so she is extremely embarrassed. (Meaning: No photos today, please.)

(The idea is to take her out for walks...)

[tuliptree76]

LOL!

[MNJohnnie]

Black Jack’s Lady

Two horses trails within the grass
A charming man and his gypsy lass
They’re headed for the Hedgeford pass
Tis none but the Black Jack Davy

The moonlight glistens like his grin
The lass lays back and she welcomes him in
For to love this way could ne’er be sin
For she now is the Black Jack’s Lady

They love all night and with the dawn
The lady wakes and her Davy is gone
What a fool she’d been to have tagged along
And be known as the Black Jack’s Lady

She’s gathered up her gods and gear
Her current path is now crystal clear
And the vow she swore for to conjure fear
In the heart of the Black Jack Davy

With stolen horse and a sword as well
Revenge has cast it’s unbreakable spell
And she rides all night like a spawn from hell
On the path of the Black Jack Davy

She rides o’er hill and rides o’er dale
With silver sword and her stallion pale
On the winds you can hear the banshee wail
‘Tis the cry of the Black Jack’s Lady

Her hair is like the setting sun
Her grace and speed they are rivaled by none
But you soon shall rue the deed you have done
If you lie with the Black Jack’s Lady

Her face is fair and her breath is sweet
But do not fall for her cunning deceit
For she’ll slice you wide from your head to your feet
Tis the way of the Black Jack’s Lady

Black Jack Davy
Turn yourself around
Else your lady
Will lay you in the cold hard ground

And now upon each dark moon night
With eyes ablaze though they never give light
Riding horseback with her sword blade bright
Goes the form of the Black Jack’s Lady

So lock your doors inside to stay
Young men best keep out of her way
Cause there’s none can stop her sword they say
Or the ride of the Black Jack’s Lady

She rides o’er hill and rides o’er dale
With silver sword and her stallion pale
On the winds you can hear the banshee wail
Tis the cry of the Black Jack’s Lady

Young men best be strong and true
Be faithful in the loving you do
Or else let gods have pity on you
If you mate with the Black Jack’s Lady

[Alice au Wonderland]

Out of respect for MN Johnnie, "incoming" has been changed to Mail Call.

[Alice au Wonderland]

I like it, but I'll bet Bob would prefer something more elegant.

[tuliptree76]

A woman scorned...

[NicknamedBob]

"We should have stuck to the covers for the sake of peace."

Pres: “Can there be a peace between us?”
Alien: “Peace? No peace!”

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Heather Alexander?

I thought I was the only one who listened to that kind of music.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

"What can we do?"

"Die!"

Yeppers, that about covered it. Scary part is that she is a school teacher. Pity the poor kids.

[NicknamedBob]

"I'll bet Bob would prefer something more elegant."

This is elegant...
"Scruples have ruined many a potentially felonius undertaking."

It reminds me of Slippery Jim DiGris, the Stainless Steel Rat.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I loved that series. Although his Homeworld, Wheelworld and Starworld series was good too. I never was quite able to get into the Eden series.

[NicknamedBob]

"Scary part is that she is a school teacher."

She'd be the one on the roof.

"Oh look! It's opening up!"

[Alice au Wonderland]

This is elegant... "Scruples have ruined many a potentially felonius undertaking."

Thanks for the compliment.

Who is/was Jim DiGris?

[Monkey Face]

I am so TOTALLY outclassed!!!

[tuliptree76]

I am so TOTALLY outclassed!!!

So am I.

[Monkey Face]

Dang! I feel like I'm in the horse and buggy days...

[Alice au Wonderland]

I don't get it. Who's Heather and why does she outclass us? *knickers twisting*