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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: MNJohnnie

How long did it take for you to check out my bio page?


2,921 posted on 11/08/2005 7:25:47 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

Hello! I'm back from the dr's office. Looks like child # 1 is going under the knife in December.


2,922 posted on 11/08/2005 7:27:03 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: NicknamedBob
The power to tax is the power to destroy, and who knows more about it than you?

I just teach how to do it. I'm not very crafty when it comes to using it for my own benefit.

2,923 posted on 11/08/2005 7:27:31 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Monkey Face; MNJohnnie

It doesn't take long to check out my bio page.


2,924 posted on 11/08/2005 7:28:41 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Maybe you have scruples. Scruples have ruined many a potentially felonius undertaking.


2,925 posted on 11/08/2005 7:28:44 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

I was hoping for a picture of Hobbes but the trip to the bio page was worth it never the less


2,926 posted on 11/08/2005 7:29:26 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: tuliptree76

You got to put up a bio page!


2,927 posted on 11/08/2005 7:30:46 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: Monkey Face
Wish you had been.

At the end of the evening one of the ladies mentioned that she had read a book about Daniel Pearl. Ms woo-woo didn't know who he was so I piped up that he was the reported that the Islamists had murdered a couple of years ago.

She fixes me with the fish eye and says "They prefer to be called Muslims"

I shoot back, "They sawed his head off. I do not give a damn about what they prefer."

All in all a charming ending to a delightful evening.

2,928 posted on 11/08/2005 7:31:30 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I knew my conscience would be my downfall...


2,929 posted on 11/08/2005 7:32:20 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob
We should have stuck to the covers for the sake of peace.:)
2,930 posted on 11/08/2005 7:32:25 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

No way...wanna FReepmail me with the details?


2,931 posted on 11/08/2005 7:32:59 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: MNJohnnie
That we only like it when WE are in charge?

I think she got the idea.

2,932 posted on 11/08/2005 7:33:11 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
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To: MNJohnnie

You don't have much on yours.

Besides, it would be pretty boring with tax info!


2,933 posted on 11/08/2005 7:33:32 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

LOL!
Hi, Dr. Ms. Tree!


2,934 posted on 11/08/2005 7:34:10 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I shoot back, "They sawed his head off. I do not give a damn about what they prefer."

I knew that I liked you for other reasons than the bunitty.

Did Ms. Woowoo get her knickers in a twist?

2,935 posted on 11/08/2005 7:34:14 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: sionnsar
March of Cambreadth

Axes flash, broadswords swing,
shining armour's piercing ring
Horses run with polished shield
FIGHT THOSE BASTARDS TILL THEY YIELD
Midnight mare and blood red roan
FIGHT TO KEEP THIS LAND YOUR OWN
Sound the horn and call the cry,
HOW MANY OF THEM CAN WE MAKE DIE!

Follow orders as your told
MAKE THEIR YELLOW BLOOD RUN COLD
Fight until you drop,
A FORCE LIKE OURS IS HARD TO STOP
Close your mind to stress and pain,
FIGHT 'TILL YOU'RE NO LONGER SANE
Let not one damn cur pass by,
HOW MANY OF THEM CAN WE MAKE DIE!

Guard your women and children well,
SEND THESE BASTARDS BACK TO HELL
We'll teach them the ways of war,
THEY WON'T COME HERE ANY MORE
Use your shield and use your head,
FIGHT 'TILL EVERY ONE IS DEAD
raise the flag up to the sky,
HOW MANY OF THEM CAN WE MAKE DEAD?

Dawn has broke, the time has come,
MOVE YOUR FEET TO THE MARCHING DRUM
We'll win the war and pay the toll
WE'LL FIGHT AS ONE IN HEART AND SOUL
Midnight mare and blood red roan,
FIGHT TO KEEP THIS LAND YOUR OWN
Sound the horn and call the cry,
HOW MANY OF THEM CAN WE MAKE DIE!

2,936 posted on 11/08/2005 7:34:23 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Uh oh! I hope your child does okay.


2,937 posted on 11/08/2005 7:34:23 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

I can help you with that. I have a larsonistic mind.


2,938 posted on 11/08/2005 7:34:57 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

Hi 'Face.


2,939 posted on 11/08/2005 7:35:51 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Scruples have ruined many a potentially felonius undertaking.

That let us take as our moto "Damn the scruples, FULL SPEED AHEAD!

2,940 posted on 11/08/2005 7:36:14 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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