I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

[The Zontron 7000]

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

For a few minutes. Just got back from my first (and I think last) book club meeting.

[Monkey Face]

LOL! Exciting, huh?

[NicknamedBob]

" ... book club meeting."

Care to expliquez? (We need to use these words occasionally; they are soon to become the next Dead Language.)

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

There was a slight air of hostility from one of the group. :)

She spent the evening throwing mental daggers at me.

I spent the evening smiling. Or bareing my teeth. Same thing right?

[Monkey Face]

Hey. As long as the teeth show, it doesn't matter what's in the eyes.


Er...until I think of the Bunitty...take HIM (IT?) to the next book club meeting...;o]

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You sit around, drink tea and talk about books.

Some have red covers, some have black, some have big words and and small print...

[sionnsar]

Enjoy! I am truly off on the "other" venture now...

[Monkey Face]

I'm all for soon-to-be-obsolete words...then I can use them on the next unsuspecting victim...

[Monkey Face]

Later, sion!
Take care...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

*snort* She would give the Bunitty a tummy ache.

She thought that we were going to read Shirley MacLaine and get all woo-woo.

She was gently (by me and my friend) and not so gently (by my friends sister) cut off at the pass.

She didn't like that we had Opinions. Obviously we needed to be Guided.

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

Good thing I wasn't there...Shirley would have definitely lost her glow...and the gal who was in charge of the club would have been considering a career change...

[NicknamedBob]

"Some have red covers, some have black, some have big words and and small print... "

Wow! Red covers! I'll bet those are special! I haven't done any books with red covers.

[MNJohnnie]

Obviously we needed to be Guided.

To you explain to her the Conservatives take to guiding the same way Cats take to herding?

[Monkey Face]

"Wow! Red covers! I'll bet those are special! I haven't done any books with red covers"

Most likely because YOUR books burn up before the covers can be put on them...IMHO, of course.

[Monkey Face]

Don't you talk about my Hobbes that way...she herds right nice...

[MNJohnnie]

The more I read, the more I am convinced Kipling was a genius.

Whether the State can loose and bind
In Heaven as well as on Earth:
If it be wiser to kill mankind
Before or after the birth--
These are matters of high concern
Where State-kept schoolmen are;
But Holy State (we have lived to learn)
Endeth in Holy War.

Whether The People be led by The Lord,
Or lured by the loudest throat:
If it be quicker to die by the sword
Or cheaper to die by vote--
These are things we have dealt with once,
(And they will not rise from their grave)
For Holy People, however it runs,
Endeth in wholly Slave.

Whatsoever, for any cause,
Seeketh to take or give
Power above or beyond the Laws,
Suffer it not to live!
Holy State or Holy King-- Or Holy People's Will--
Have no truck with the senseless thing.
Order the guns and kill!
Saying --after--me:--

Once there was The People--Terror gave it birth;
Once there was The People and it made a Hell of Earth
Earth arose and crushed it. Listen, 0 ye slain!
Once there was The People--it shall never be again!

[MNJohnnie]

Hobbes

You have a cat named Hobbes! I think I love you!

[tuliptree76]

...anyone venturing to lock horns with you in a debate had better come prepared to lie in the dust awhile.

I'm not good at debates. Just another reason why I'm not practicing law.

[MNJohnnie]

My pirate name is: Dirty Bess Bonney

I know I love you!

[Monkey Face]

Yes, I do...she told me what her name was, of course. Even though I told her I wasn't Calvin...