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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Monkey Face
2,821
posted on
11/08/2005 4:21:34 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: fanfan
Hi, fan!
(Golly! I feel like the Barbie Doll in "Toy Story 2!")
2,822
posted on
11/08/2005 4:22:11 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: tuliptree76
2,823
posted on
11/08/2005 4:22:27 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: sionnsar
2,824
posted on
11/08/2005 4:22:28 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Monkey Face
When my husband did something to irk me, he would preface it with, "Mother of my two." To which I would reply, "Of course, Father of my one." After the second time, he didn't say it any more...go figger... OHHHHHHH, YOU ARE NAUGHTY!!!!!
2,825
posted on
11/08/2005 4:22:50 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
To: Monkey Face
If I said "OUCH!" would that be an appropriate response for when you tried to take your shorts off? Not quite. I'm just glad it didn't hold too well to the skin.
2,826
posted on
11/08/2005 4:23:06 PM PST
by
bad company
( Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
To: tuliptree76
Why do you feel the need to train us?
2,827
posted on
11/08/2005 4:23:15 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
I'll wipe my own..... I was thinking more about dishes, laundry, etc. But you can do that yourself too.
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Yah...you're always wanting a Mars bar!!! And here, we have some spendy chocolates by the name of "Ethel M" (Ethel Mars, of course!)
2,829
posted on
11/08/2005 4:23:36 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: tuliptree76
2,830
posted on
11/08/2005 4:23:41 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
To: fanfan
To: sionnsar
I dub you grand master Ping!
2,833
posted on
11/08/2005 4:24:21 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
To: MNJohnnie
Nah...not really...since my son was three years older than his daughter, and we didn't get married until the kids were 9 and 12, (different marriages) it was a safe, honest statement. He just didn't like it.
2,834
posted on
11/08/2005 4:25:41 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: tuliptree76
2,835
posted on
11/08/2005 4:26:16 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: MNJohnnie
2,836
posted on
11/08/2005 4:26:38 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; tuliptree76
Why do you feel the need to train us? It's a genatic think, has to do with the that 2nd X chromosome
2,837
posted on
11/08/2005 4:26:55 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
To: bad company
Well, I'm SURE, I would have said a lot more than "ouch" had it been me...at least you didn't have to use nail-polish remover on the sticky spots. ;o]
2,838
posted on
11/08/2005 4:27:25 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Monkey Face
No, I didn't mean it that way. I was expressing awe at you raw wit.
2,839
posted on
11/08/2005 4:27:45 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
To: MNJohnnie; Irish_Thatcherite
I was just joking around. I have no desire to train men. I don't have the time or energy to deal with something like that.
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