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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; tuliptree76
I'm your puppy?" KINKY! Do you two wish to be alone now?
2,781
posted on
11/08/2005 4:01:10 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
To: tuliptree76
Well, no. You don't listen to me that much. That means I'm your puppy....
2,782
posted on
11/08/2005 4:01:20 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Stingy Dog
Yes, we were, and the analogy is quite apropos, but I shifted metaphoric gears on you and linked the frog in the pot with real-life "frogs" who are currently in hotter water than we "over here", completing the thought with the notation that, after the French allowed the rioting to go beyond two days, whatever hope I had of their "jumping out of the soon-boiling pot" was, metaphorically, shot down over Paris and forced to eject.
2,783
posted on
11/08/2005 4:01:47 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
To: sionnsar
Fagh! Ptooie! Gack! Yellow Face! Ick! a FIG upon you, Yellow Face!
(How's that?)
2,784
posted on
11/08/2005 4:01:51 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: MNJohnnie
2,785
posted on
11/08/2005 4:02:21 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: MNJohnnie; Irish_Thatcherite
Sorry, but I'm not kinky.
To: tuliptree76
2,787
posted on
11/08/2005 4:03:14 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Filthy mind! I know, ain't it cool.
2,788
posted on
11/08/2005 4:03:40 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
That means I'm your puppy.... So is that a good thing or a bad thing?
To: MNJohnnie
I know, ain't it cool. Boys...
*rolls eyes*
To: bad company
"...I often got some that would glue the hair on my legs to my shorts...."
If I said "OUCH!" would that be an appropriate response for when you tried to take your shorts off?
2,791
posted on
11/08/2005 4:05:22 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Monkey Face
Comment #2,793 Removed by Moderator
To: MNJohnnie
Close! You have to name your first born after me for the curse to be completely lifted. Otherwise,...well...who knows?
2,794
posted on
11/08/2005 4:07:44 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: tuliptree76; Monkey Face
Oh sure SHE gets
:-D
WE get
Boys... *rolls eyes*
Hmmp some justice there
2,795
posted on
11/08/2005 4:09:58 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
To: MNJohnnie
Admit it, now: Your mother said you'd have days like this...
2,796
posted on
11/08/2005 4:11:01 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Monkey Face
Close! You have to name your first born after me for the curse to be completely lifted. Otherwise,...well...who knows?
Oh Jr, your new name is NOW "Monkey Face".
Does that work?
2,797
posted on
11/08/2005 4:11:06 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
To: Monkey Face
Admit it, now: Your mother said you'd have days like this...
My mother figured I be hanged by now.
2,798
posted on
11/08/2005 4:11:36 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
To: MNJohnnie
2,799
posted on
11/08/2005 4:12:48 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: MNJohnnie
Admit it, now: Your mother said you'd have days like this... My mother figured I be hanged by now or shot any way
2,800
posted on
11/08/2005 4:12:51 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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