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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Yes! I am, and proud of it. I even suscribe to a Scottish website...


2,661 posted on 11/08/2005 2:33:33 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face
GAH! sion!! That looks like the union negotiations for Clark County SEIU employees! Bah! Humbug!

It's worse than that. It's my job to understand this stuff. And unfortunately the stuff that followed that (but which looks very similar) has kicked off a fight that will probably go on at least two or three years in this committee. (It's been a year and a half getting to this point, and we're still in the preliminaries.)

2,662 posted on 11/08/2005 2:33:46 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: Monkey Face

Our weather isn't sure what it wants to do today. The Yellow Face came out briefly, but it looks like there's some rain in the area north of us.

We need more snow!!!


2,663 posted on 11/08/2005 2:34:01 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: fanfan

Ohwronganswer!
Someone needs to tell Michelle Jackson that she's a GUY!


2,664 posted on 11/08/2005 2:34:37 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

Well, I just said unrealistic because of it's depiction of air pollution, but apart from that, a great film!


2,665 posted on 11/08/2005 2:35:30 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan; sionnsar
What's a "sanity?" It's something you were born with that you were supposed to keep.

OH! It's another name for virginity!

2,666 posted on 11/08/2005 2:35:33 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: All
Someone just posted this on the France burning thread....

The Frogs are suffering from a plague of Egyptians.

ROFLOL!

2,667 posted on 11/08/2005 2:35:51 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: sionnsar

Ohdang.
You have my deepest sympathies.
(Still, it's good to see you posting more than "Ghost Posties.")


2,668 posted on 11/08/2005 2:36:04 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

What does haggis taste like? Ever play Shinty? Ever pet a Shetland pony?


2,669 posted on 11/08/2005 2:36:57 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Yes! You DEFINITELY need more snow! How else can you justify the ski racks? LOL!


2,670 posted on 11/08/2005 2:37:01 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: SandyInSeattle
Our weather isn't sure what it wants to do today. The Yellow Face came out briefly, but it looks like there's some rain in the area north of us.
We need more snow!!!

Looking north I don't see any rain, just bluish clouds.

2,671 posted on 11/08/2005 2:37:28 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: fanfan; sionnsar
2,666 posted on 11/08/2005 2:35:33 PM PST by MNJohnnie

OH MY GOD! Am I doomed????

2,672 posted on 11/08/2005 2:37:53 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

If we're talking air pollution, then "Soylent Green" is the movie you want...


2,673 posted on 11/08/2005 2:37:57 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
I think the Seattle weather is not unlike the Irish weather!!

It is quite similar.

2,674 posted on 11/08/2005 2:38:36 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: MNJohnnie; Dead Corpse

And you said that on post 2,666?

(I know I'll be cleaning my keyboard for the next two days...)


2,675 posted on 11/08/2005 2:39:07 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: fanfan

LOL!! That's funny, Bible in reverse!! I've been on the Paris riots threads a lot myself! BTW, what do the Quebecans think of all this?


2,676 posted on 11/08/2005 2:39:15 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: MNJohnnie
OH MY GOD! Am I doomed????

Yes you are. Sorry.

2,677 posted on 11/08/2005 2:39:21 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: MNJohnnie
No, it's another name for that thing you guys have.

Keeping virginity, what are you thinking, Man?
2,678 posted on 11/08/2005 2:39:28 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

LOL!
Yah! That punny, alright!


2,679 posted on 11/08/2005 2:39:37 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: MNJohnnie

Yup!


Call me when you get there.


2,680 posted on 11/08/2005 2:40:31 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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