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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: MNJohnnie

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."


2,641 posted on 11/08/2005 2:12:22 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Add cinnamon.

It's good for you.


2,642 posted on 11/08/2005 2:13:23 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: MNJohnnie
I think my sanity just melted and ran out my ears trying to read that.

What's a "sanity?"

2,643 posted on 11/08/2005 2:13:51 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: HKMk23

I think I remember it now, actually I think that scene confused me, I think I couldn't figure out why he put the paper back in, I see, thanks and LOL!!


2,644 posted on 11/08/2005 2:14:16 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: MNJohnnie
Okay.

It will be needed........at some point.
2,645 posted on 11/08/2005 2:14:57 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: fanfan

"Gee... it sure would be nice to see Mom spit again..." -Johnny Dangerously


2,646 posted on 11/08/2005 2:16:29 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: sionnsar
What's a "sanity?"

It's something you were born with that you were supposed to keep.

2,647 posted on 11/08/2005 2:16:46 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
Cinnamon and numbers, huh?

Nice (new) concept.

I'll try it......once.
2,648 posted on 11/08/2005 2:17:25 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Dead Corpse

The suns a fargin bastages!


2,649 posted on 11/08/2005 2:18:03 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Wait! Wait!


Cinnamon and Honey!


Now spit out those numbers!


2,650 posted on 11/08/2005 2:19:09 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: MNJohnnie

I try to avoid films with whatisname???

If I have to watch a movie with "Blade" in the title, I prefer "Blade Runner."


2,651 posted on 11/08/2005 2:19:38 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I can vote for him...he's part of my ancestry...;o]


2,652 posted on 11/08/2005 2:21:36 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: fanfan

LOL!
So was I!!!


2,653 posted on 11/08/2005 2:22:09 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face
Blade Runner is brilliant, albeit unrealistic, but excellent nonetheless!!!
2,654 posted on 11/08/2005 2:22:54 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Scotswoman.


2,655 posted on 11/08/2005 2:24:09 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Congrats! You got good weather?


2,656 posted on 11/08/2005 2:25:21 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: sionnsar

GAH! sion!! That looks like the union negotiations for Clark County SEIU employees! Bah! Humbug!


2,657 posted on 11/08/2005 2:28:22 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

So was Michael Jackson.


Ummm.

This is not good, Sis.


2,658 posted on 11/08/2005 2:29:46 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face; SandyInSeattle

I think the Seattle weather is not unlike the Irish weather!!


2,659 posted on 11/08/2005 2:32:28 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Ummm...didn't anyone ever tell you that movies are FOR ENJOYMENT????

I dislike drama because life is full of it, and I can see it everyday. I like movies so I can escape into some other "now"!


2,660 posted on 11/08/2005 2:32:53 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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