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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: HKMk23
Sorry, but my waning hope in frogs grabbed the loud handle and punched out over Paris eleven days ago.

OH MY GOD, I am laughing so hard I think I did myself a mischief!

2,541 posted on 11/08/2005 11:05:16 AM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: Stingy Dog; Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland; tuliptree76; NicknamedBob; King Prout; fanfan; ...
Any wonder why France is burning?

"Burning Down The House"
The Talking Heads
Watch out
You might get what you're after
Cool babies
Strange but not a stranger

I'm 
An
Or-di-na-ry
Guy

Burning down the house!

Hold tight
Wait till the party's over
Hold tight
We're in for nasty weather

There
Has
Got
To
Be
A
Way

Burning down the house!

Here's your ticket pack your bag: time for jumpin' overboard
The transportation is here
Close enough but not too far, maybe you know where you are
Fightin' fire with fire

All wet
Hey you might need a raincoat
Shakedown
Dreams walking in broad daylight
Three
Hun-dred
Six-ty-five
De-grees

Burning down the house!

It was once upon a place sometimes I listen to myself
Gonna come in first place
People on their way to work baby what did you except
Gonna burst into flame

My house
'S out of the ordinary
That's right
Don't want to hurt nobody
Some
Things
Sure
Can
Sweep
Me
Off
My
Feet

Burning down the house!

No visible means of support and you have not seen nothing yet
Everything's stuck together
I don't know what you expect staring into your TV set
Fighting fire with fire...

2,542 posted on 11/08/2005 11:23:43 AM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: NicknamedBob
3.5G? Water couches. We may need to spend the duration of the escape pahse in the hot tubs. I'm cool with that.

looks like a two-mile diameter wok...

We'll never find enough sesame oil for it...

2,543 posted on 11/08/2005 11:34:33 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: MNJohnnie

Han Solo: [sets a few coins on the bar, deadpans] Sorry about the mess.


2,544 posted on 11/08/2005 11:45:30 AM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: Dead Corpse

I'm here...mostly lurking, but I'm here.


2,545 posted on 11/08/2005 11:50:58 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: NicknamedBob

Looks good to me, Bob. I'm not that much heavier than I was last month :-).


2,546 posted on 11/08/2005 12:10:23 PM PST by Tax-chick (I'm not being paid enough to worry about all this stuff ... so I don't.)
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To: MNJohnnie
Dark chocolate for starters.

Long walks on the beach.
Puppies.
Bunnies.
Pink thingys.


LMAO!!
2,547 posted on 11/08/2005 12:31:24 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Dead Corpse
And, of course, I show up just as everyone else is leaving...

It was lunchtime. I'm back now.

2,548 posted on 11/08/2005 12:52:30 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar

Boy is it quite in here today.


2,549 posted on 11/08/2005 12:59:15 PM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: MNJohnnie

I know. Time for a ping. Stand by...


2,550 posted on 11/08/2005 1:02:27 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: Monkey Face; Das Outsider; nicmarlo; clamper1797; ntnychik; colorado tanker; humblegunner; ...

What's this all about?



Some guidelines for posting on this thread.
Some highlights of this thread.
Spawn of the Undead Thread:
The November Chronicles
Ping!

FReepmail sionnsar if you want on or off the ping list.
This is a low volume ping list (every few days).

Read: The October Chronicles

2,551 posted on 11/08/2005 1:02:57 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar

Whoa! I've been pung! Pinged? I don't know.


2,552 posted on 11/08/2005 1:08:29 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: MNJohnnie

Wow. Even the ping did nothing. Oh well, back to work...


2,553 posted on 11/08/2005 1:08:30 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: All; yall

Spoke 1 second too late...


2,554 posted on 11/08/2005 1:09:33 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Pang?


2,555 posted on 11/08/2005 1:10:08 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar

Pong!


2,556 posted on 11/08/2005 1:12:36 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: sionnsar

Yo! I was here earlier, but I had to go vote.


2,557 posted on 11/08/2005 1:13:27 PM PST by Tax-chick (I'm not being paid enough to worry about all this stuff ... so I don't.)
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To: fanfan; sionnsar; SandyInSeattle

Poinged?


2,558 posted on 11/08/2005 1:15:39 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: fanfan

2,559 posted on 11/08/2005 1:15:44 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar

Pong!

I'm listening to Byrd Droppings on C-Span. I must be really bored.


2,560 posted on 11/08/2005 1:15:44 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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