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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: MNJohnnie; sionnsar; tuliptree76; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; All
Good afternoon!

I have about an hour of free time and I've chosen to spend it here.

What's new and exciting?

2,521 posted on 11/08/2005 9:48:08 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: MNJohnnie

I'll get back to you.


2,522 posted on 11/08/2005 9:48:09 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: tuliptree76

Oh, the Curmudgeon! I'll be right back!


2,523 posted on 11/08/2005 9:49:14 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Nothing really new and exciting. I'm still working on more problems for my class.


2,524 posted on 11/08/2005 9:52:49 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Alice au Wonderland; SandyInSeattle
Not much here. Looking out the window we seem to be experiencing light drizzle right now. That's down from heavy drizzle earlier.

Trying to get myself psyched up to work on the minutes of last week's meeting. My new boss is interested in seeing them, so I'm trying to get them done now, instead of a couple of months before next year's meeting (in Paris, if there is a Paris).

2,525 posted on 11/08/2005 9:54:39 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: EsmeraldaA
I'll get back to you.

Ah it's a secret! Now where did those clairvoyance pills of mine go..........

2,526 posted on 11/08/2005 10:07:14 AM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: sionnsar
before next year's meeting (in Paris, if there is a Paris).

NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Please in the name of all that is holy, DO NOT let the French get their hands on your work!!!! That quit possibly would be the single greatest threat to world peace in the 21st Century!

2,527 posted on 11/08/2005 10:08:54 AM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: MNJohnnie

Well, to world air-conditioning perhaps. But never fear: We met a few years back in Lyon and didn't pick up a French member then. There must be some reason why...


2,528 posted on 11/08/2005 10:17:47 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: tuliptree76
Found a quote about taxes:

The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.~John Maynard Keynes

It's not very funny, though.

Do you have other interests?

2,529 posted on 11/08/2005 10:18:32 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Not really. I have my betta, but that's about it.


2,530 posted on 11/08/2005 10:22:46 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76
*brow furrowed in uffish thought*

I shall devote some thought to it today while child #1 and I sit in the Dr's waiting room.

2,531 posted on 11/08/2005 10:24:25 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: tuliptree76; sionnsar; MNJohnnie; All
I'm off for the afternoon. Be back this evening.

Ciao!

2,532 posted on 11/08/2005 10:25:31 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Okay.


2,533 posted on 11/08/2005 10:25:41 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Alice au Wonderland

See you later.


2,534 posted on 11/08/2005 10:26:05 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Later...


2,535 posted on 11/08/2005 10:26:41 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
What's new and exciting?

Need more info. What have you already tried?

2,536 posted on 11/08/2005 10:46:18 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

And, of course, I show up just as everyone else is leaving...


2,537 posted on 11/08/2005 10:46:42 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; MNJohnnie; sionnsar; Pippin; Dead Corpse; King Prout; tuliptree76; ...

Any mathematicians around?

I'm double checking my calculations, and it appears to me that we have overbuilt by a sufficient factor, meaning that we will have as much power as we will require for our mission to Mars.

Here's the check factor, an analysis of Nuclear Rocket Engine performance. http://www.nuclearspace.com/a_liberty_ship10.htm

Now here's our data. The as yet not absolutely named vessel, henceforth dubbed UTS Stunehenge, consists of four sections.

1) The castle enclosure, also known as the flying castle. Formerly a piece of real estate that was lifted and flown away as previously described in "Moving" on my home page, the castle grounds occupy a circular area of one mile radius. That's 5280 feet, for those of you in Rio Linda.

The bottom of the castle looks like a two-mile diameter wok, with a transparent covering of the same shape, and a band about two hundred feet high at the circumference.

Assuming an average height of five hundred feet, I get this as about ninety million pounds. Does this figure seem to be in the ball-park?

2) The balancing pods, the IGGP and the HTM, would by definition have the same mass.

3) All of these elements are connected by the Thrust Ring, which I will estimate at thirty million pounds.

4) The weight of the Shuttle/Thrusters, 240,000 pounds each. A total of 600 of these, each with two GCNR motors, for another 144 million pounds.

This gives me a grand total of 444,000,000 pounds take-off weight, with total thrust equal to 1440,000,000 pounds thrust. My math tells me that our initial take-off thrust will be about three and a half gees.


2,538 posted on 11/08/2005 10:53:23 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: sionnsar
Well, to world air-conditioning perhaps

Well duh! What do you think is the secret to world peace?

AIR CONDITIONING!

Let the French get their hands on it and we will never get the stench out!

2,539 posted on 11/08/2005 10:58:03 AM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: Stingy Dog

>> Hopefully the frog will jump out of the cauldron...

LOL! Sorry, but my waning hope in frogs grabbed the loud handle and punched out over Paris eleven days ago.


2,540 posted on 11/08/2005 11:00:27 AM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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