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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: MNJohnnie

Ah, Kipling! An old favorite.


2,501 posted on 11/08/2005 8:02:29 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar
Ah, Kipling! An old favorite.

That is quite possible my favorite Kipling poem. Tough choice though

2,502 posted on 11/08/2005 8:10:36 AM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: MNJohnnie

Very tough. "Recessional" appears in our hymnal.


2,503 posted on 11/08/2005 8:19:41 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar
Very tough. "Recessional" appears in our hymnal.

Tommy is also excellent

2,504 posted on 11/08/2005 8:21:08 AM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: MNJohnnie
Here's a Kipling find. "The Long Trail" also a favorite, and MacDonough's Song...
2,505 posted on 11/08/2005 8:30:18 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: sionnsar; DurtySanches; antmanbee; NicknamedBob

Welcome to the Undead Thread! Did you come here on purpose or did you stumble in because of the darkness?

Anyway, welcome! Tha bars and kitchens are always open, but beware of the lower levels...


2,506 posted on 11/08/2005 8:31:17 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: King Prout
"... steam bending would have been better, but I dunno how..."

Lots easier than you might think, especially for a thin project like yours.

Use a piece of plastic plumbing pipe, (PVC or CPVC), of the appropriate length and diameter for the project. Set it up with a little pitch to drain the condensate out, and appropriate bridging to elevate the workpiece above the trickle of condensate. Seal one end with a glue-on fitting. On the other end, make preparations for the stock to be steamed by preparing a tube to introduce the steam from a standard teapot. Seal that end losely with a rag.

After the piece has been steamed for the required length of time, remove it, (Hot!), and apply it to the bending form immediately, with quick clamping action. I would suggest experimenting with short sections to determine steam times and workability timing.

2,507 posted on 11/08/2005 8:39:17 AM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: MNJohnnie
Jehovah of the Thunders,
Lord God of Battles, aid!

Who?


2,508 posted on 11/08/2005 8:46:20 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: DurtySanches; antmanbee; Monkey Face

What's this all about?



Some guidelines for posting on this thread.
Some highlights of this thread.
Spawn of the Undead Thread:
The November Chronicles
Ping!

FReepmail sionnsar if you want on or off the ping list.
This is a low volume ping list (every few days).

Read: The October Chronicles

2,509 posted on 11/08/2005 8:46:22 AM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
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To: King Prout
yeah, that explains the stronger part... but i was also thinking about the reaction time(i know it's only split second)it takes to straighten itself back out when the arrow is released between purpose bent vs natural bent.

i was thinking that the full bent version must have some "memory" left in it from it's prebent life that it would let it stretch toward... where the naturally bent would want to resist going past it's natural curve upon release and dampening any overtravel past it's natural resting point. i know it'd be imperceptable to the bowman so i guess it's more of a physics question.
2,510 posted on 11/08/2005 8:57:43 AM PST by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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To: A CA Guy

LOL! Winston has a 10 gallon tank all to himself. My little baby is spoiled. ;-)


2,511 posted on 11/08/2005 9:14:43 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: MNJohnnie

Good morning, Johnnie. :-)


2,512 posted on 11/08/2005 9:16:04 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: antmanbee

Thanks for the info. :-)


2,513 posted on 11/08/2005 9:17:41 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: MNJohnnie
Oh, I'm so sorry. I should've realized that (my stepdad is ex-infantry).

At any rate, I have sent another FReepmail to you.

2,514 posted on 11/08/2005 9:19:26 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: MNJohnnie
Mortorised ping pong balls!!!!!

You've made a significant adjustment to my motorised ping pong ball; you've mortor-ized it. Brilliant!!!

2,515 posted on 11/08/2005 9:26:40 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Oh, I'm so sorry. I should've realized that (my stepdad is ex-infantry). At any rate, I have sent another FReepmail to you.

Mail on the way to UDAC!

2,516 posted on 11/08/2005 9:30:38 AM PST by MNJohnnie (The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Hi, BOB!


2,517 posted on 11/08/2005 9:41:55 AM PST by Pippin
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To: tuliptree76; King Prout
Haikus # 4 & 5:

Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Windows NT crash'd.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No-one hears your screams.

2,518 posted on 11/08/2005 9:42:04 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

LOL!


2,519 posted on 11/08/2005 9:47:07 AM PST by tuliptree76
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To: MNJohnnie

SHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh...


2,520 posted on 11/08/2005 9:47:13 AM PST by EsmeraldaA
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