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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Alice au Wonderland; HKMk23
I may not be able to continue.
I'm having real difficulty with my connection. I may just lurk, if I can even do that, until I get this problem figured out.
Enjoy your evening, folks.
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posted on
11/07/2005 6:59:55 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: tuliptree76
I have finished considering and have moved on to eating the aforementioned frosting.
2,382
posted on
11/07/2005 7:00:17 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Alice au Wonderland
To: NicknamedBob
Okay. Lurk away.
Did we ever settle on a name for the castle?
2,384
posted on
11/07/2005 7:02:09 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
Comment #2,385 Removed by Moderator
To: tuliptree76
'Ya gotta do what 'ya gotta do!
New tagline. It was time for a change.
2,386
posted on
11/07/2005 7:04:11 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I could use a spiffy new tagline, but I'm not inspired right now.
To: NicknamedBob
Come back when you can, Bob.
To: Stingy Dog
The birds in question were peacocks.
Peacocks are not birds of prey. They eat insects and nuts.
They are, however, fabulous "guard dogs". The ruckus they put up when disturbed carries for miles and sounds like someone is strangling an infant on the front lawn. It is an unmistakable and very loud sound.
2,389
posted on
11/07/2005 7:08:51 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
Comment #2,390 Removed by Moderator
To: tuliptree76
Perhaps I can inspire you. Are you in the mood for anything in particular?
2,391
posted on
11/07/2005 7:10:51 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Stingy Dog
I haven't swum in a bathtub since I was a year old.
The children and I prefer a 25 meter pool for doing laps.
2,392
posted on
11/07/2005 7:12:30 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: Alice au Wonderland
"Did we ever settle on a name for the castle? " Not definitely. I'm still hoping someone will light up a light bulb with the perfect name.
Everything I come up with seems lame. The UTS Starpaver ... UTS Orbital Zamboni ... see what I mean?
UTS Stunehenge is still in the lead.
UTS Moore's Lesson?
2,393
posted on
11/07/2005 7:14:26 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I'm not sure what I'm in the mood for. I was in the library reading tax books for so long. LOL!
To: NicknamedBob
I lean toward "UTS Marvin", but only because that little Martian Looney Tune is my favorite cartoon character out of the whole Warner Bros. lineup.
2,395
posted on
11/07/2005 7:16:49 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
To: tuliptree76; Stingy Dog; MNJohnnie
Who is like that? LOL!
But they have their fantasies.
To: EsmeraldaA
To: HKMk23
The UTS Marvin's RV ...
2,398
posted on
11/07/2005 7:23:55 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
Stunehenge, hands down. IMO, it has everything:
Stuning; stones; circular reference (not unlike a moat); and wit.
It's a classy, and classic, name.
You've given everyone approximately 60 hours and no one's turned up something better. I think that if something better was to be had, this crew would have come up with it in seconds.
2,399
posted on
11/07/2005 7:24:07 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
To: tuliptree76
I'll look for some stuff for you. It sounds like you need a humor break.
2,400
posted on
11/07/2005 7:25:08 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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