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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: HKMk23
I'll tell Santa...that way, I don't have to put out the bucks...;o]
(We Scots are rather frugal...)
2,321
posted on
11/07/2005 3:35:54 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: NicknamedBob
Hi, Bob. I can't even keep up, and I'm here most of the day...
2,322
posted on
11/07/2005 3:37:36 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: HKMk23
2,323
posted on
11/07/2005 3:41:33 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
An hour? ONLY an hour?
Before this afternoon, my last post on this thread was at #319; the day of the move. I read through about post 1000 one day last week, but hadn't the time to post anything until today. If I end up away from UT for more than a day -- especially if I've been away over a weekend -- I usually don't read much of the intervening stuff unless there's a real buzz about something.
I usually just read back about 50 posts and try to "merge" with the current flow of the thread. It's about all I can make time for.
2,324
posted on
11/07/2005 3:42:57 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
To: Monkey Face
I hope you never run out of reading material.
I know I never will, 'cause that reading assignment I was given in fifth grade is still incomplete.
2,325
posted on
11/07/2005 3:43:45 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Monkey Face; fanfan
"Aren't we all?"
More and more with every passing, well-charred day; in honor of which, I've revamped my tagline.
2,326
posted on
11/07/2005 3:44:47 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
To: HKMk23
I know what you mean. Life is just full of them four letter words, idn't it?
2,327
posted on
11/07/2005 3:48:15 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
Yours was fifth-grade? Well, ya got me beat. I managed to keep up all the way until I hit my "World Literature" class in High School. I never did get through "Wuthering Heights". Reading Bronte's work was as mentally laborious as physically wading across a neck-deep lake of peanut butter the breadth of Lake Michigan. Before "Wuthering Heights" I'd never read a work where the author took more than a page to describe a character. Feh! Bronte can burn up that much real estate on just a person's nose, nevermind the rest of their face and overall demeanor.
2,328
posted on
11/07/2005 3:56:42 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
To: NicknamedBob
"...I know I never will, 'cause that reading assignment I was given in fifth grade is still incomplete."
By the fourth grade, we (my sister and I) had read all the books in the junior library and were working on the "adult" section. Of course, anything with profanity was never allowed...still, by 6th grade, we were buying paperbacks because we were so hungry for things to read.
Even the school libraries were well used...dunno...seems I've had a book in front of my face since I was three...
2,329
posted on
11/07/2005 3:56:49 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: HKMk23
Heh.
I'm not prepared to give up on them yet.
I hope I'm right.
:-?
2,330
posted on
11/07/2005 3:57:23 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: HKMk23
LOL! Works for me! When I was a kid, the movies with the "French Foreign Leigion" were the ones to watch for bravery and valor...we must have been watching thier recruiting films...
2,331
posted on
11/07/2005 3:58:57 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: fanfan
I hope you're right, too.
I'm just waiting to see whether they'll rediscover their national spine before it's too late.
"Let them eat baklava!"
2,332
posted on
11/07/2005 4:00:23 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
To: HKMk23
"Wuthering Heights" was wonderfully written.
Perhaps one needs to be female to get it,
Or not.
Who knows?
2,333
posted on
11/07/2005 4:02:53 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan
Um...I'm female, and I didn't get it...
2,334
posted on
11/07/2005 4:05:45 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: HKMk23
Everyone says they will reach the breaking point.
I hope it's not too late.
No Baklava,
or SOUP !
2,335
posted on
11/07/2005 4:08:42 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Monkey Face
LOL.
So, maybe one needs to be an airhead to get it.
:-)
2,336
posted on
11/07/2005 4:13:23 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: fanfan; HKMk23; Monkey Face
Back then, people used words the way poets do today, to set the mood, to establish a fabric for the story to be played out upon.
Today our national mood can be described as "standing in front of the microwave, tapping your foot."
We want action, and we want it now! (Hmm. Is that the reason I named my third book "Action!"? -- No, It was for another reason, because it was supposed to take place on a movie set!)
I don't use a tapestry of words to set the mood, because we have gotten used to the shorthand signals of impending mood changes. References to the weather, or to the growing darkness.
Not only literature, but movies use this shorthand also. In "The Terminator", at the end of the movie, she asks, "What did he just say?"
-- "There's a storm coming."
*Putting her sunglasses on* "I know!" She drives away.
*Roll credits*
2,337
posted on
11/07/2005 4:15:57 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: fanfan; Monkey Face
"Wuthering Heights" was certainly done well in terms of overall plot, literary quality and such, but it does NOT "move along", and I found that Bronte's descriptions of people and places were so plush with detail that, by the time I'd finish reading a description, I'd nearly lost my grip on the storyline and had to skip back a page or so to pick it up, again.
2,338
posted on
11/07/2005 4:16:33 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
To: fanfan
I dunno...I got blonde roots...
2,339
posted on
11/07/2005 4:18:40 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: HKMk23
See, that 'splains why I couldn't get into her works...I kept finding myself saying, "Huh?'
2,340
posted on
11/07/2005 4:20:45 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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