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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: SandyInSeattle

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!


2,301 posted on 11/07/2005 3:08:02 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

>> Read???? That's a four-letter word, dude!

[laughs] That would explain alot of the posting out in the forums. As the ratio of reading to typing approaches 1:1, the content of posts approaches coherence.


2,302 posted on 11/07/2005 3:08:36 PM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: HKMk23

Howya HK!!


2,303 posted on 11/07/2005 3:08:40 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

She bought Mars bars?


2,304 posted on 11/07/2005 3:10:08 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Those evil zeros got me again.


2,305 posted on 11/07/2005 3:11:05 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: HKMk23

Hello!

Long time no see!


Life is treating you well, I hope.

:-)


2,306 posted on 11/07/2005 3:13:35 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Slogging away; gotta keep the lights on and, soon, the heat as well. I worked 8 hours on Saturday, so my inner clock is all screwed up and is giving me the recurring impression that I missed a substantial part of my weekend.

"The Curse of the Were-Rabbit" has turned my kids into raving fans of Nick Park's creations, "Wallace and Gromit". So, they've been absorbing the contents of a three-episode video we borrowed from some Aussie friends. Now, everyone in the house is infected with Wallace's British accent -- and his penchant for all things cheese.

"Look, Gromit! CHEESE!"


2,307 posted on 11/07/2005 3:15:32 PM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: Monkey Face
Ohno...can I afford them by the case?

I'm sure you can.


Let me send you your prize first, to make sure you like 'em.
2,308 posted on 11/07/2005 3:19:16 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: HKMk23

Wallace and Gromit are funny!


2,309 posted on 11/07/2005 3:19:57 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: HKMk23

I LOVE Wallace an Gromit!

I haven't seen "Curse Of The Wererabbit," darnit, so I guess I'll have to wait and see what shows up in my Christmas stocking.


2,310 posted on 11/07/2005 3:20:29 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

They are hilarious, aren't they?


2,311 posted on 11/07/2005 3:26:38 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

If it's coffee and chocolate, or chocolate and coffee, I'll like 'em! Honest!


2,312 posted on 11/07/2005 3:27:09 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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I'm hitting the hay, goodnight!!


2,313 posted on 11/07/2005 3:27:17 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

"Clever" comes to mind...


2,314 posted on 11/07/2005 3:27:37 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

'Night, Irish!


2,315 posted on 11/07/2005 3:27:54 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: HKMk23

I have a lot of four-letter words in my vocabulary that I only use when forced to: snow, rain, read, work, hail, etc.


2,316 posted on 11/07/2005 3:29:44 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: fanfan

>> Life is treating you well, I hope.

I've always thought that an intriguing turn of phrase.

To answer your question, though, things have been really rough the last ten days. I won't get into it; don't want to be a downer and it's water under the bridge, now, anyway.

Back in-stride this week, though, and getting a big project behind me, so work is moving right along.

In all, today's just one more day I'm glad NOT to be French.


2,317 posted on 11/07/2005 3:32:37 PM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: Monkey Face

My wife saw the DVD running over at COSTCO this weekend, so I'm betting you can go buy it, already.


2,318 posted on 11/07/2005 3:34:17 PM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: HKMk23
"... a nice bit of reading for you ..."

Sheesh! It took me an hour to catch up to the posts!

2,319 posted on 11/07/2005 3:34:29 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: HKMk23

"...In all, today's just one more day I'm glad NOT to be French."

Aren't we all..?


2,320 posted on 11/07/2005 3:34:30 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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