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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Monkey Face

You have to give them money if you want to use the search engine!


2,281 posted on 11/07/2005 2:44:54 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

NOT!!!


2,282 posted on 11/07/2005 2:45:59 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

Indeed.


2,283 posted on 11/07/2005 2:48:56 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: OSHA

Wow. I hope the Secret Service can track IP addresses.


2,284 posted on 11/07/2005 2:49:03 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
maybe he's threatening one of his shrubs....

What?! Threaten the shrubbery?! Those heathens!


2,285 posted on 11/07/2005 2:50:24 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Monkey Face


2,286 posted on 11/07/2005 2:51:12 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: SandyInSeattle

Liberals: hug trees hate Bush.


2,287 posted on 11/07/2005 2:51:29 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: SandyInSeattle

I suspect the SS can do all kinds of things with a computer...which is one of the reasons they have "secret" in their name...:o]

*snort*


2,288 posted on 11/07/2005 2:52:02 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: fanfan

From the planet Coffee Crisp.


2,289 posted on 11/07/2005 2:52:58 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

Ooooohhhhhh!!!! That looks YUMMY! Coffee-flavored, eh?


2,290 posted on 11/07/2005 2:53:00 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

But... if we know they can... is it still a secret?

(Boom! Sound of brain cells exploding.)


2,291 posted on 11/07/2005 2:53:44 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: SandyInSeattle

*whispers*
(If I tell you, they'll kill me...)


2,292 posted on 11/07/2005 2:55:10 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: EsmeraldaA; Alice au Wonderland; King Prout
"Your little brother?!?!?! God! Can't help there either."

No one can. *sniff, sniff*

I'm willing to share your pain! I'll adopt him as my little brother, too!

(Of course, that doesn't really help you...)

2,293 posted on 11/07/2005 2:56:39 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: SandyInSeattle

We are only speculating, therefore if true, it is a secret.


2,294 posted on 11/07/2005 2:57:24 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face; Irish_Thatcherite; NicknamedBob; tuliptree76
Hi, 'Face! Hi, Tulip! Hallo, IT!

NnB, you around? Got a nice bit of reading for you. Someone on another thread did the kindness of posting a link to an 1895 Twain critique of J. F. Cooper.

Hilarious!

2,295 posted on 11/07/2005 2:57:55 PM PST by HKMk23 (FOR SALE: French Army standard issue infantry rifles. Dropped once. Never fired.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face

Well, I'm not telling. :-)


2,296 posted on 11/07/2005 2:58:50 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: HKMk23

Hi, You!

Wassupwithyou? Read???? That's a four-letter word, dude!

;o]


2,297 posted on 11/07/2005 2:59:19 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face; Irish_Thatcherite

LOL...Absolutely!

My favorite Aunt lived in the States, and couldn't get them there.
She would buy them by the case when she came to visit.

;-D


2,298 posted on 11/07/2005 3:03:05 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Ohno...can I afford them by the case?


2,299 posted on 11/07/2005 3:06:06 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

00?


2,300 posted on 11/07/2005 3:06:58 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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