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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Das Outsider; tuliptree76
Now, how could anyone be afraid of the representative of the Galactic Knitting and Tatting Society?
Those extra eyes may look unusual, but it's just the thing for close-up work.
2,081
posted on
11/06/2005 7:04:51 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Das Outsider
I think I might have. I missed well over 200 posts since this morning, so I'm attempting to skim the thread.
To: NicknamedBob; Das Outsider; Knitting A Conundrum
Now, how could anyone be afraid of the representative of the Galactic Knitting and Tatting Society? Besides, one of our own works closely with them.
To: NicknamedBob
Now, how could anyone be afraid of the representative of the Galactic Knitting and Tatting Society?
Their knitting needles are four feet long and have a paralyzing effect on the central nervous system--that's how!
2,084
posted on
11/06/2005 7:08:11 PM PST
by
Das Outsider
(Where's your Zot Voyager? I don't see it anywhere. Oh, yeah, you don't have one!)
To: fanfan
I'm trying to skim all the missed posts, but I can't find the answers to your questions posted. :-(
To: tuliptree76; NicknamedBob
Besides, one of our own works closely with them.
Oooh, good: an insider.
Remember, folks, we may not have to encounter these intergalactic fiends. It's always good to be prepared.
2,086
posted on
11/06/2005 7:10:25 PM PST
by
Das Outsider
(Where's your Zot Voyager? I don't see it anywhere. Oh, yeah, you don't have one!)
To: Das Outsider
Reminds me of a few years ago, when a woman got ejected, along with her knitting needles, from a flight to Europe.
They were afraid she might knit an Afghan.
2,087
posted on
11/06/2005 7:10:54 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
They were afraid she might knit an Afghan
Mmmm....That's some mighty good Chile, Andy.
2,088
posted on
11/06/2005 7:12:29 PM PST
by
Das Outsider
(Where's your Zot Voyager? I don't see it anywhere. Oh, yeah, you don't have one!)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Irish_Thatcherite
Tonight's apple results...
an I.
To: tuliptree76
As a Piscean, I am privy to certain secret message bureaus available to your scaly companion.
Winston hates your apple game.
2,090
posted on
11/06/2005 7:18:58 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
Why would he hate my apple game?
To: NicknamedBob
Ooooh I know why he'd hate it...
He doesn't want a new daddy. LOL!
To: tuliptree76
Actually, it's because he knows you'll never get to W.
2,093
posted on
11/06/2005 7:22:33 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
He doesn't have to worry. He's the only male living here anyway.
To: tuliptree76
Well, he has that whole unrequited love thing going, see?
He has said that he admires certain Dolly Partonesque qualities you have. Not unusual for a fish to be orally fixated, I suppose.
That "life in a fishbowl" is a two-way street, you know.
2,095
posted on
11/06/2005 7:32:02 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
But he's my baby!
It's just so... wrong...
To: NicknamedBob
... certain Dolly Partonesque qualities you have.I'm still trying to figure out what I have in common with Dolly Parton. I do have blonde hair. But that's about it. I can't definitely can't sing well.
To: tuliptree76
He only hears the low notes, anyway.
Good Night, Dr. Tulip, it's hard to read the screen when my eyes are involved in REM.
2,098
posted on
11/06/2005 8:06:46 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
Good night, Bob. Pleasant dreams.
To: tuliptree76
2,100
posted on
11/06/2005 8:25:04 PM PST
by
Knitting A Conundrum
(Act Justly, Love Mercy, and Walk Humbly With God Micah 6:8)
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