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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: MNJohnnie
LOL!
Are you serious?
YIKES!
I mean.....nothing wrong with that.
To: MNJohnnie
Yeah, I won't finish him off.
2,042
posted on
11/06/2005 4:33:13 PM PST
by
calrighty
(C'mon troops, finish em off!!)
To: calrighty
Thank you, thank you *bows*
To: Darksheare
Oh. (Nowq I feel like a Philistine.. from Gath. Not too bright and clumping around like an ox.) ;-)
Sam-Sung. Wonder why the electronics company chose that as a name and what it means. That would be a surprise to see. Yah. I went to their site to see if that was in the "history" section, but it's too much for a slow dialup connection.
2,044
posted on
11/06/2005 4:34:56 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
To: Das Outsider
d we can drop Bill Maher off on one of Jupiter's moons.
Boy oh boy!!! New research project for me!!! Figuring out which moon of Jupiter to exile Bill Maher to!!!!!
2,045
posted on
11/06/2005 4:36:05 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Christopher Hitchens deserves repect-he has the guts to tell the Left hard truth about Iraq)
To: sionnsar
Drats.
I'll have to drop offline soon.
T-storms coming to stomp me good.
2,046
posted on
11/06/2005 4:38:33 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: calrighty; Das Outsider
OOOHHH! This is going to be so much fun! Have to find a really good name for one of the unknows. Maybe the Yiddish word for STUPID, oh wait, that would BE Bill Maher.
Jupiter has four large moons and dozens of smaller ones (there are about 60 known moons so far). Galileo first discovered the four largest moons of Jupiter, Io, Europa, Ganymede, and Callisto in 1610, using a 20-power telescope; these moons are known as the Galilean moons.
The moons of Jupiter are (in order by their distance from Jupiter): Metis, Adrastea, Amalthea, Thebe, Io, Europa, Ganymede (the biggest), Callisto (the second biggest), Leda (the smallest), Himalia, Lysithea, Elara, Ananke, Carme, Pasiphae, Sinope, and many newly-discovered moons that haven't been named yet.
2,047
posted on
11/06/2005 4:40:33 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Christopher Hitchens deserves repect-he has the guts to tell the Left hard truth about Iraq)
To: Das Outsider; MNJohnnie; Dead Corpse; King Prout
You guys are way off base. Better be glad Dead Corpse and King Prout didn't overhear you.
First off, there will be no placating or supplicating or toadying because of aliens. (In any case we would have needed French Vanilla for that, anyway.)
I have included a backup plan for dealing with aliens should the need arise. We have a gross of Rubik's Cubes safely stored away to be offered as a "Peace-Gift" to our visiting star travelers.
When they and their superior intellects and technology admit defeat, we'll trade the solution to the Rubik's Cubes for Warp Drive engines.
2,048
posted on
11/06/2005 4:40:56 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Darksheare
T-storms coming to stomp me good. Nite Darksheare!
2,049
posted on
11/06/2005 4:42:32 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Christopher Hitchens deserves repect-he has the guts to tell the Left hard truth about Iraq)
To: NicknamedBob
We have a gross of Rubik's Cubes safely stored away to be offered as a "Peace-Gift" to our visiting star travelers. That is truly diabolical. I like it.
2,050
posted on
11/06/2005 4:42:52 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
Comment #2,051 Removed by Moderator
To: Darksheare
Don't feel bad. A few weeks I knew virtually nothing about Korea and Korean. But going there was an incentive to learn *something*!
As next year's meeting is in Paris, do I learn a bit a French, or just take my wife along (French is her other native tongue, of the dozen or so she speaks)?
My phrasebook shelf is growing... Scandinavia, German, Korean, Chinese, Japanese and Farsi. (The last is speculative.) Next up: Polish (maybe, 12/2005), French (maybe, 10/2006), Arabic (2007), Dutch (2008)...
2,052
posted on
11/06/2005 4:45:51 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
To: Darksheare
2,053
posted on
11/06/2005 4:50:02 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Isn't it just? I have a nephew who mastered it in three days. As soon as I found out it was invented by a mathmatician, I said that was all I needed to hear...
2,054
posted on
11/06/2005 4:50:46 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: EsmeraldaA
Alas tomorrow is another day of duty and toil. I bit you all good nite!
Good night, sweetheart,
Till we meet tomorrow,
Good night sweetheart,
Sleep with banish sorrow.
Tears and parting
May make us forlorn,
But with the dawn
A new day is born,
So I'll say
Good night, sweetheart,
Tho' I'm not beside you,
Good night, sweetheart,
Still my love will guide you
Dreams enfold you,
In each one I'll hold you,
Good night, sweetheart, good night.
2,055
posted on
11/06/2005 4:50:53 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(The existence of Conservative Women is proof positive God loves Conservative Men!)
To: Monkey Face
I solved the cube. But the cylinder drove me batty.
I finally gave it away, still unsolved.
2,056
posted on
11/06/2005 4:52:42 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
To: MNJohnnie
Aren't you sweet?
Good night ans sweet dreams.
Comment #2,058 Removed by Moderator
To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Harmless Teddy Bear; Das Outsider; MNJohnnie; EsmeraldaA; ...
OK, kiddies...time for me to turn into a ....(something that goes to bed really early)....
Have fun!
'Night, all!
:o]
2,059
posted on
11/06/2005 4:53:26 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: sionnsar
Seattle even welcomed me with cool, rainy weather. Isn't it great? We've put the ski racks on the car and we're ready!
2,060
posted on
11/06/2005 4:53:28 PM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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