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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: MNJohnnie
2,021
posted on
11/06/2005 4:20:18 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: MNJohnnie
What was on YOUR mind, wasn't all they had on it.
Yeah...right!
To: EsmeraldaA
LMAO!!! Then I am forgiven this time?????
2,023
posted on
11/06/2005 4:21:08 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Christopher Hitchens deserves repect-he has the guts to tell the Left hard truth about Iraq)
To: NicknamedBob
Stunehenge has a nice ring to it.
To: EsmeraldaA
What was on YOUR mind, wasn't all they had on it. Well actually it IS true they had more on then what I had in mind......
2,025
posted on
11/06/2005 4:22:26 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Christopher Hitchens deserves repect-he has the guts to tell the Left hard truth about Iraq)
To: MNJohnnie
Oh no, that would be no fun at all!
It is the leaping from cover like a wolf spider to take down your pray that is fun.
Then you can mount it above the fire place with pride. And spin yarns about the fight it put up.
2,026
posted on
11/06/2005 4:22:29 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
To: Das Outsider
"too indulgent with the ice cream."
Ah, NicknamedBob : )
2,027
posted on
11/06/2005 4:22:51 PM PST
by
calrighty
(C'mon troops, finish em off!!)
To: MNJohnnie
No way!
*Lugs* are ears in Irish.
To: Das Outsider; calrighty
Whatever you do, spare him. We may need Maher to serve as food Oh yeah, just think of the pistol whipping as tenderizing the meat for the Aliens.
2,029
posted on
11/06/2005 4:24:18 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Christopher Hitchens deserves repect-he has the guts to tell the Left hard truth about Iraq)
To: EsmeraldaA
*Lugs* are ears in Irish.
AHHHHH EARS, well that takes all the fun right out of it.
2,030
posted on
11/06/2005 4:25:25 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Christopher Hitchens deserves repect-he has the guts to tell the Left hard truth about Iraq)
To: calrighty; NicknamedBob
Ah, NicknamedBob : )
I just realized one unintended benefit of using Maher: if we run into brain-eating aliens, they'll see his oversized head and assume that it contains large, succulent grey matter. By the time they discover the truth, we'll be long gone!
2,031
posted on
11/06/2005 4:25:45 PM PST
by
Das Outsider
(Where's your Zot Voyager? I don't see it anywhere. Oh, yeah, you don't have one!)
To: MNJohnnie
I'm not going there at all....hehe hehe
To: MNJohnnie
Well, yes.
Maybe
Probably so.
To: EsmeraldaA
American wins transvestite and transgender beauty queen title GEEE! Now there is a thread that really makes you want to stand up and sing the National Anthem in pride now does it.
2,034
posted on
11/06/2005 4:29:39 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Christopher Hitchens deserves repect-he has the guts to tell the Left hard truth about Iraq)
To: sionnsar
Oh.
(Nowq I feel like a Philistine.. from Gath. Not too bright and clumping around like an ox.)
;-)
Sam-Sung.
Wonder why the electronics company chose that as a name and what it means.
That would be a surprise to see.
2,035
posted on
11/06/2005 4:29:45 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: MNJohnnie
Oh yeah, just think of the pistol whipping as tenderizing the meat for the Aliens.
I may have just come up with a backup plan. We may not even have to feed Maher to the aliens. If he's in good condition, we'll let him speak on our behalf. The aliens, being technologically and intellectually superior, will take pity on us.
That way we get to keep all 79.2 gallons of strawberry ice cream--and we can drop Bill Maher off on one of Jupiter's moons.
2,036
posted on
11/06/2005 4:29:52 PM PST
by
Das Outsider
(Where's your Zot Voyager? I don't see it anywhere. Oh, yeah, you don't have one!)
To: Das Outsider
Make that 69.2 gallons of strawberry ice cream.
2,037
posted on
11/06/2005 4:30:22 PM PST
by
Das Outsider
(Where's your Zot Voyager? I don't see it anywhere. Oh, yeah, you don't have one!)
To: BJClinton
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2,038
posted on
11/06/2005 4:31:04 PM PST
by
calrighty
(C'mon troops, finish em off!!)
To: Das Outsider
I just realized one unintended benefit of using Maher: if we run into brain-eating aliens, they'll see his oversized head That is one advantage of Maher's undersized body, it give the illusion that he has this oversized head. Never new pins could look so big until I saw him.
2,039
posted on
11/06/2005 4:31:17 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Christopher Hitchens deserves repect-he has the guts to tell the Left hard truth about Iraq)
To: BJClinton
Er uh.............that be fo!
2,040
posted on
11/06/2005 4:31:33 PM PST
by
calrighty
(C'mon troops, finish em off!!)
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