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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: MNJohnnie; fanfan
I think Butter Tarts for breakfast sound really yummy!
2,001
posted on
11/06/2005 4:09:19 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Das Outsider
Looking forward to more pretty pictures then.
You have to report or something, don't you?
To: MNJohnnie
2,003
posted on
11/06/2005 4:09:36 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Christopher Hitchens deserves repect-he has the guts to tell the Left hard truth about Iraq)
To: MNJohnnie
Hmm do you think that will be enough? After all we will have to demonstrate our good will by eating a bowl first to show them we mean no harm.
That would incite greater hostility. The spacemen are quite fond of their strawberry ice cream. They're also notorious germophobes.
Have no fear--we'll have our own stash. It will be the one marked "Not for Aliens."
2,004
posted on
11/06/2005 4:09:44 PM PST
by
Das Outsider
(Where's your Zot Voyager? I don't see it anywhere. Oh, yeah, you don't have one!)
To: Monkey Face
Bill Maher is a punk! Details at 11,.............: )
2,005
posted on
11/06/2005 4:10:01 PM PST
by
calrighty
(C'mon troops, finish em off!!)
To: Monkey Face; MNJohnnie; fanfan
Butter tarts?
Is that like popovers?
2,006
posted on
11/06/2005 4:10:31 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
To: MNJohnnie
Christ, what ever you do don't let the French near it! LOL! They aren't even on the committee...
2,007
posted on
11/06/2005 4:10:37 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
To: Monkey Face
OK. I think I can wait for that...
Which would you prefer: pink or green hair?
2,008
posted on
11/06/2005 4:10:44 PM PST
by
Das Outsider
(Where's your Zot Voyager? I don't see it anywhere. Oh, yeah, you don't have one!)
To: fanfan
2,009
posted on
11/06/2005 4:11:30 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
1,000 posted on 11/05/2005 9:09:11 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
2,000 posted on 11/06/2005 4:09:13 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke) Harmless is it your @#$%@#$%@#$%@#$% greedy cuss! TWO in a ROW!!!!
2,010
posted on
11/06/2005 4:11:43 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Christopher Hitchens deserves repect-he has the guts to tell the Left hard truth about Iraq)
To: MNJohnnie
Whatever.
They (the men) just wanted the chocolate.
LOL!
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
2,012
posted on
11/06/2005 4:13:18 PM PST
by
calrighty
(C'mon troops, finish em off!!)
To: MNJohnnie
I needed a matched set for above my new fireplace.
(Okay it is a fake electric fireplace but it is mine!)
2,013
posted on
11/06/2005 4:14:28 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
To: MNJohnnie
"As soon as I see someone physically pistol whip Bill Maher, I can die happy."
I would like to volunteer!
2,014
posted on
11/06/2005 4:14:37 PM PST
by
calrighty
(C'mon troops, finish em off!!)
To: MNJohnnie
And I am harmless...mostly.
2,015
posted on
11/06/2005 4:15:43 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
To: EsmeraldaA
Whatever. They (the men) just wanted the chocolate. Considering the women I worked with at the time, CHOCOLATE was NOT what was on the Men's mind!
2,016
posted on
11/06/2005 4:16:26 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Christopher Hitchens deserves repect-he has the guts to tell the Left hard truth about Iraq)
To: MNJohnnie
LMAO!!!
To: calrighty; MNJohnnie
I would like to volunteer!
Whatever you do, spare him. We may need Maher to serve as food for the aliens if one of our crew members gets a little too indulgent with the ice cream.
2,018
posted on
11/06/2005 4:17:10 PM PST
by
Das Outsider
(Where's your Zot Voyager? I don't see it anywhere. Oh, yeah, you don't have one!)
To: Monkey Face
In the name of all that is good and decent in the world, what ever you do don't let the French near it!
2,019
posted on
11/06/2005 4:18:21 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Christopher Hitchens deserves repect-he has the guts to tell the Left hard truth about Iraq)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I needed a matched set for above my new fireplace. (Okay it is a fake electric fireplace but it is mine!) So now I suppose we have to let you have the other 63,000 so you have a complete set I suppose?
2,020
posted on
11/06/2005 4:19:13 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Christopher Hitchens deserves repect-he has the guts to tell the Left hard truth about Iraq)
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