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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.
This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: EsmeraldaA
Commmonie!!!!!! We only got about 70 to go!
1,941
posted on
11/06/2005 3:42:43 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Christopher Hitchens deserves repect-he has the guts to tell the Left hard truth about Iraq)
To: EsmeraldaA
Yes, I'm still here.
Prout has given me a very long list of pings so I'm bouncing between the UT and other threads here on FR and feeding supper to my family.
I'm also trying to figure out how to post a thread of my own. I ran across an article about what I consider to be gross abuses of the Patriot Act that violate ordinary citizens rights and I'd like to post it, but I'm so inept at this stuff that I stymie myself.
*wailing* Help!
1,942
posted on
11/06/2005 3:43:20 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: MNJohnnie; NicknamedBob
Astral Asylum I like it! How about Zot of the Living Dead?
Why not Asylum of the Undead?
1,943
posted on
11/06/2005 3:43:58 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: MNJohnnie
Exactly.
Good tag line.
:-)
1,944
posted on
11/06/2005 3:44:00 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: MNJohnnie
The question is....
Would you even try?
To: sionnsar
I'm assuming the characters to the left represent the end of 'konichi-wa'? (Spelling?)
1,946
posted on
11/06/2005 3:46:40 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
To: MNJohnnie
Chocolate ALWAYS helps things. Always....
To: sionnsar; Monkey Face; Victoria Delsoul; Alice au Wonderland
I can translate that. It's from a sign on the outside of a building.
Reading from left to right, it represents that you can go around the building to the side entrance, but there are stairs to climb.
Or you can get mad at the idiot who has gotten stuck in the revolving door.
Or you can just use your springy legs to jump up to the floor you want.
1,948
posted on
11/06/2005 3:47:00 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
Comment #1,949 Removed by Moderator
To: fanfan
Why are we doomed. No you are not. We will save you at the last minute. We are suckers for that sort of stuff. I keep thinking why do we not trade the North East part of USA for the West of Canada, That way all the Socialists could be contained in one pen and thus we can contain their damage. Just think of it as Evolution in Actions. Plus it would be funnier then heck to watch
1,950
posted on
11/06/2005 3:48:06 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Christopher Hitchens deserves repect-he has the guts to tell the Left hard truth about Iraq)
To: All
1,951
posted on
11/06/2005 3:48:48 PM PST
by
Das Outsider
(When I woke up, I was in here.)
To: EsmeraldaA
Would you even try?
AHHHH! I wounded to the quick! That you would doubt my honor so!
1,952
posted on
11/06/2005 3:49:14 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Christopher Hitchens deserves repect-he has the guts to tell the Left hard truth about Iraq)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Why are we doomed?
We are doomed to fight the liberals.
They are trying, and will take us over if we let them.
We have to fight.
Almost like fate. History repeating it self. Sucks, eh?
1,953
posted on
11/06/2005 3:50:23 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Good heavens!
You are a woman with/on a mission.
Dangerous stuff. Missions.
LOL!
I wish I could help, but you need an experienced freeper there.
To: NicknamedBob
I hate to think that someone will say, next week, "Well, why didn't you call it _______________?" and we'll all slap our heads and say, "That would have been Perfect!" Well we could always commandeer a couple of hundreds of gallons of paint and re-name it.
It isn't as if we are holding a press conference to announce the name...
Wait... we aren't holding a press conference are we?
1,955
posted on
11/06/2005 3:51:54 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
To: EsmeraldaA
When I worked in Procurement, this really confused Truck driver was lead over to my desk by security. He had a whole 53ft trailer full of Nestle miniatures he was trying to deliver. They had shipped to the bill to address, not the ship to! The women in my office never quite forgave me for not signing for it and have it unloaded right then and there.
1,956
posted on
11/06/2005 3:52:10 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(Christopher Hitchens deserves repect-he has the guts to tell the Left hard truth about Iraq)
To: sionnsar
Thank you Sionnsar.
It must have been incredible to be there
Thanks for posting them.
1,957
posted on
11/06/2005 3:52:24 PM PST
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: EsmeraldaA
The bunny will hopefully be dead.
1,958
posted on
11/06/2005 3:52:28 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: MNJohnnie
Can we know what your subcommittee is up to? Developing (actually adopting and maintaining) an international standard computer communications protocol for (explicit) use by building automation systems including air-conditioning controls, lighting controls, access control, fire alarm, and so on.
1,959
posted on
11/06/2005 3:53:26 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azad)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob
Wait... we aren't holding a press conference are we?
What's this I hear about cancelling the press conference? The British press will have a fit if we don't give them what they want.
1,960
posted on
11/06/2005 3:53:49 PM PST
by
Das Outsider
(When I woke up, I was in here.)
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