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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Monkey Face
Hold on.

OK.





2 1/2


1 + 3 halves.

Good job!
Thanks for trying!
1,841 posted on 11/06/2005 2:23:03 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: EsmeraldaA
If you persist I will show you a PINK bunny.....

.....With a MAROON pancake on it's head?

1,842 posted on 11/06/2005 2:23:06 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

I have no brain to work with, so there.

*snort*


1,843 posted on 11/06/2005 2:25:16 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Stingy Dog; SandyInSeattle
I hear a lot of Christians in S. Korea.
I know some Korean Christians in my neck of the woods - hard-working and very religious. Truly nice people. I meet them just about everyday.
And, did you learn a few Korean words/expressions?

There are. Our first tour guide (not a Christian) lamented how many had become Christian. We seem to have a lot in the Seattle area, judging by the proliferation of Korean churches.

I learned a few:
"gamsa hamnida" thank you
"putak hamnida" please
"annyong haseyo" hello
"annyonghi kyeseyo" bye

1,844 posted on 11/06/2005 2:25:17 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || (To Libs:) You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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To: EsmeraldaA

GOOD!! The nuns will spank me!!


1,845 posted on 11/06/2005 2:25:45 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

Wasting neurons?


1,846 posted on 11/06/2005 2:26:33 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

Howya Monkey!!


1,847 posted on 11/06/2005 2:27:36 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
HEY!

I am not THAT cruel......
1,848 posted on 11/06/2005 2:28:16 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

1,849 posted on 11/06/2005 2:30:15 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

Maroon is not as cruel as pink.


1,850 posted on 11/06/2005 2:31:22 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

But the pancake on its head is!


1,851 posted on 11/06/2005 2:33:14 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face; All
'Face, you did well!


It never occurred to me that you (all of you, y'all) wouldn't understand the meanings behind the terms.



I have to admit I'm having a bit of fun.
;-D
1,852 posted on 11/06/2005 2:33:37 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: EsmeraldaA

I'm trying to get excommunicated.....


1,853 posted on 11/06/2005 2:33:39 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Correction, a MAROON pancake!!


1,854 posted on 11/06/2005 2:34:47 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: sionnsar

Hi, sion!
Welcome back! (I have to tell you something, but don't let anyone else know about it, OK?) When you said you would be back Tuesday, my first thought was, "Why is he telling me this when I KNOW he will be home Saturday?"

Go figger...;o]


1,855 posted on 11/06/2005 2:35:29 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

1,856 posted on 11/06/2005 2:35:59 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: fanfan

I've had friends from Canada, but not in the last 20 years, so my memory for idioms Canadian is not the best...

*blushing*


1,857 posted on 11/06/2005 2:36:44 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

LOL!

Hi, Irish!
How's your head?


1,858 posted on 11/06/2005 2:37:11 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Thanks!
Give me a sec.



Very good!


You get 6x1/2
for a total of three.





1,859 posted on 11/06/2005 2:39:29 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: EsmeraldaA

I said: I'M TRYING TO GET EXCOMMUNICATED!!


1,860 posted on 11/06/2005 2:40:07 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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