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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: MNJohnnie
....be back in a bit so we can deconstruct Brockie.

I look forward to hearing more about him!

1,821 posted on 11/06/2005 1:43:40 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: EsmeraldaA

I got spanked....


1,822 posted on 11/06/2005 1:45:53 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

I know I got q-tips right, but I don' know what else.


1,823 posted on 11/06/2005 1:47:33 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Awww.


Come on.

Try at least.
Please?

;-D


1,824 posted on 11/06/2005 1:50:02 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Please erase that picture - it's scary!!!!


1,825 posted on 11/06/2005 1:50:07 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Well, I can't tell you yet. ;-)

So,... um .... keep thinking.


1,826 posted on 11/06/2005 1:51:39 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
*I got spanked....*

Well, yes.

That is why you are NOW a very good boy.
1,827 posted on 11/06/2005 1:53:14 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: fanfan
She makes me ill.

Why was she even considered for a leadership position within the Conservative Party?

Layton would have been more at home in the position she was vying for, that's how absolutely wretched she is.

Electing her would have been the equivalent of allowing Sally Quinn to preside over the RNC.

1,828 posted on 11/06/2005 1:54:07 PM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham
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To: fanfan

I haven't a clue.
But everything that pops to my mind is NC-17 or higher..


1,829 posted on 11/06/2005 1:55:56 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: fanfan

I have done enough thinking today - I wasted my neurons on David Brock!!


1,830 posted on 11/06/2005 1:58:16 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: EsmeraldaA

No, I'm a very bold boy...


1,831 posted on 11/06/2005 2:02:08 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: fanfan

Butter tart = pastry?
Poutine = I used to know that...
Eaves trough = rain gutter
Cheesies = cheese flavored chips?
Bachelor for rent = male escort
Timbits = do I want to know?
Coffee crisp = candy bar?
Double-double = I used to know that, too!


1,832 posted on 11/06/2005 2:07:28 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

OOPS! I forgot Q-Tips = Q-tips!


1,833 posted on 11/06/2005 2:09:19 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: fanfan
Okay......sheeeesh!

Butter tart=== Some kind of cake (or a big girl).

Poutine ==== A gel or cream for.....something.

Eavestrough=== A pipe?

Q-tips ==== Cotton thingies.

Cheesies === Cheese snacks (or very bad movies).

Bachelor for rent=== Nice things come to mind --an apartment?-

Timbits === Bits from Tim?

coffee crisp=== Something you eat with coffee (or burnt coffee).

Double-double=== A King Size (or a very big coffee).
1,834 posted on 11/06/2005 2:12:34 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

If you persist I will show you a PINK bunny.....


1,835 posted on 11/06/2005 2:13:44 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Why was she even considered for a leadership position within the Conservative Party?

$$$$


1,836 posted on 11/06/2005 2:15:44 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I will have to report that bit to the nuns then.


1,837 posted on 11/06/2005 2:16:17 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

LOL


1,838 posted on 11/06/2005 2:16:41 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

You should know better than that.


1,839 posted on 11/06/2005 2:17:47 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

What can I say, pirates hijacked my mind.


1,840 posted on 11/06/2005 2:19:10 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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