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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Darksheare
Well, not for the inspectors!

I'll be back in a few minutes; I have to run some choir robes through the sewing machine and then throw them in the wash.

1,561 posted on 11/05/2005 6:40:45 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Hi, nice to meet you.


1,562 posted on 11/05/2005 6:43:05 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Okay, Alice. I still have to figure out what to eat for dinner.


1,563 posted on 11/05/2005 6:45:08 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Eeep!
Oh, wait.. wrong number to be afraid of.


1,565 posted on 11/05/2005 6:45:46 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

I've discovered that I am as graceful as an armored personnel carrier.
*sigh*

But I will still try.


1,566 posted on 11/05/2005 6:47:07 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Okers.
See you when you get back from that.


1,567 posted on 11/05/2005 6:49:31 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare

You always make me laugh.


1,568 posted on 11/05/2005 6:50:37 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul

LOL, thank you.
I try to entertain.


1,569 posted on 11/05/2005 6:51:19 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Stunehinge for my two cents worth.


Did I tell you, I crossed paths with Al...Claims to be originator of stune.
1,570 posted on 11/05/2005 6:53:44 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Darksheare
I know. :-)

OK, one more song for practice.


1,571 posted on 11/05/2005 6:54:20 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Lady Jag

Agreed.Have seen some awesome English Gardens.


1,572 posted on 11/05/2005 6:55:50 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Lady Jag

Ride, cowboy,ride.


1,574 posted on 11/05/2005 6:56:40 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Stingy Dog
He who loves rich food and cooks it, looks it.

Huh?

1,575 posted on 11/05/2005 6:57:23 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Lady Jag

It will shorten your tether as well.


1,576 posted on 11/05/2005 6:57:35 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Thanks!

(I still clump around robotically.. must be either my boots or my stiff knees.. maybe the steel; bolts sticking out of me from my horrific animation sequence.)


1,577 posted on 11/05/2005 6:59:40 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: tuliptree76; Stingy Dog

Good cooks have to sample their own handiwork.
Men who cook usually 'stand out'..


1,578 posted on 11/05/2005 7:01:00 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Darksheare; Stingy Dog

I can bake and never sample what I make. Everyone else says they turn out good.


1,579 posted on 11/05/2005 7:01:58 PM PST by tuliptree76
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