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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Monkey Face
I've seen you when I've lurked, but I try not to make waves. *gulp

Oh no, just make waves as much as possible, don't be shy, LOL.

1,401 posted on 11/05/2005 2:46:31 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Lady Jag

Sometimes I do, lol.


1,402 posted on 11/05/2005 2:47:01 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: tuliptree76

That's what she said, but I like lots of spice in my food, so I asked her to define a pinch.

I could barely *see* the food in her hand.

I figure if I starve him a bit, I can't go wrong.

Right?


1,403 posted on 11/05/2005 2:49:55 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

But I get in trouble when I do...;o]
Which is why I mostly lurk!


1,404 posted on 11/05/2005 2:50:13 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: fanfan

Well, you have to give him something. LOL!


1,405 posted on 11/05/2005 2:52:58 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Monkey Face

You won't get in trouble with me. I promise you.


1,406 posted on 11/05/2005 2:53:38 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Monkey Face

What do you mean...get in trouble?

Is that when someone makes you mad, and instead of telling them in PC language, you say what you mean?

That, is a GOOD THING.


Go Face!





;-D


1,407 posted on 11/05/2005 2:54:43 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Whew! Thanks!


1,408 posted on 11/05/2005 2:54:44 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Monkey Face

1,409 posted on 11/05/2005 2:56:23 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: tuliptree76

I crunch up a small flake or two until I can barely tell there is anything there, and put 1/2 back in the bag.

Think he'll live till tomorrow?


1,410 posted on 11/05/2005 2:57:33 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: King Prout

1400


Woo-Hoo!


1,411 posted on 11/05/2005 2:58:49 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

They can go for a little while without eating, but you don't want to starve them.


1,412 posted on 11/05/2005 3:00:48 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Should I give him a bit more tonight?


1,413 posted on 11/05/2005 3:01:56 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

I feed Winston twice each day.


1,414 posted on 11/05/2005 3:03:07 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: fanfan

pure accident.

I'll take it, though :)


1,415 posted on 11/05/2005 3:04:45 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: tuliptree76

I'll go feed him.

Thanks.


1,416 posted on 11/05/2005 3:07:10 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Aw, you're not trying!


1,417 posted on 11/05/2005 3:07:41 PM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: King Prout

Those are the best.

:-)


1,418 posted on 11/05/2005 3:07:58 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Lady Jag

LOL! OK, yes, I feel that way everyday.


1,419 posted on 11/05/2005 3:09:26 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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