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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: Monkey Face
Refrigerated air freight, just for you!
1,382 posted on 11/05/2005 2:27:59 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

1,383 posted on 11/05/2005 2:30:14 PM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Stingy Dog

I like snow on the mountains, in photos, and in small containers. Otherwise, snow is a four-letter word. ;o]

I've fallen too many times to like it. Most of my falls took place when I was in my early 20's, so I have studiously avoided snow ever since. It's beautiful under the right circumstances, but I don't want to be in it.


1,384 posted on 11/05/2005 2:31:13 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: fanfan

Thanks!

What a great sis!


1,385 posted on 11/05/2005 2:31:32 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Stingy Dog
Sounds great!


Maybe she'd like to just move in here with us.


Like I've always said, my husband and I could use a wife!



You would be invited too. And the kids. How old are your kids?
Would they mind that we heat with wood?
1,386 posted on 11/05/2005 2:31:52 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan
Isn't that like a leftover, or something?

You are thinking of a remnant.

Essentially, a ruminant, a cow, chews, swallows, regurgitates, chews it some more, swallows, regurigtated, and so so on. Yummy!

1,387 posted on 11/05/2005 2:33:48 PM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: tuliptree76
Thats good.


The feeding part has me worried.

My DD told me not to give him more food than I could fit on his eyeball.

I've been having a real tough time trying to get Skittles to stay still long enough to measure it.

Hmmm.

1,388 posted on 11/05/2005 2:35:30 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: MNJohnnie

wouldn't you know that as soon as I posted this morning I was called to duty (with the g/kids)...Been gone ever since.


1,389 posted on 11/05/2005 2:35:48 PM PST by queenkathy (I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.)
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To: fanfan

Hello!

I was not involved in the splodey in lab 12.


1,390 posted on 11/05/2005 2:36:29 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Lady Jag

Aww.

Thats cute.



Yes! Saturday. The weekend starts!

:-)


1,391 posted on 11/05/2005 2:37:45 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

I'm not sure how much I give Winston. I just give him a small pinch of food.


1,392 posted on 11/05/2005 2:37:56 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare; Army Air Corps
This is our November Home! Come on in and check the place out!

I did. It's always nice to see you, MF.


1,393 posted on 11/05/2005 2:40:11 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Lady Jag
LOL! I love the graphic.


1,394 posted on 11/05/2005 2:41:02 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Darksheare

It's good you cleared that up, Darks...


1,395 posted on 11/05/2005 2:41:45 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Lady Jag

Thank you.

I get it, they are like tough meat, you have to chew, swallow, return, and repeat.

See, thats why I won't eat liberal.

;-)


remnant = whats left


1,396 posted on 11/05/2005 2:43:00 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

WOW!

Wish I looked like that, again!
Thanks for the graphics. How have you been doing? I've seen you when I've lurked, but I try not to make waves. *gulp*


1,397 posted on 11/05/2005 2:43:15 PM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Do you feel that way in the morning, too?


1,398 posted on 11/05/2005 2:44:06 PM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Darksheare
Did you wash the walls afterwords?
1,399 posted on 11/05/2005 2:45:16 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Dead Corpse

that might explain my difficulty in finding it.


1,400 posted on 11/05/2005 2:46:09 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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