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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

I am an internet java script sent to infiltrate your site and transform you from political neanderthals into a modern 21st Century progressive mode.

This is your first warning.

Do not try and resist.

It is useless.

Accept your fate.

You will be assimilated.


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To: MNJohnnie

Depends on your religion.


1,281 posted on 11/05/2005 11:36:09 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Lavish....Say more.


1,282 posted on 11/05/2005 11:37:04 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: TASMANIANRED
Lavish....Say more.

Lavish Lavish Lavish Lavish Lavish Lavish.....

1,283 posted on 11/05/2005 11:38:17 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Better than used kleenex.


1,284 posted on 11/05/2005 11:40:53 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Smart Ass...

Seeking clarification .


1,285 posted on 11/05/2005 11:42:06 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: fanfan

She will go for those if she can get them.


1,286 posted on 11/05/2005 11:42:41 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: fanfan

Oh, so you're getting hungry again, huh?


1,287 posted on 11/05/2005 11:45:04 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: TASMANIANRED

Mine too.

Gosh.

You'd almost think dogs have no taste.


1,288 posted on 11/05/2005 11:45:27 AM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: TASMANIANRED
Is this an offer that I can't refuse?

As long as you are willing to wait for the SECOND time, after reading your profile page, I am so enamored of your awesome intellect, I think I will be far to.....stimulated at first.


Specifically

1) Liberals always argue from a false premise.

Conservative Women, proof positive God loves Conservative Men.

1,289 posted on 11/05/2005 11:46:15 AM PST by MNJohnnie (I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
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To: TASMANIANRED
Lol... Why does Solly think paper is one of the major food groups?

Because is ruff-age roughage!

1,290 posted on 11/05/2005 11:46:57 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Lady Jag

All the bacon discussion forced me to the fridge for a repast.

Bacon sandwich, no lettuce or tomato.


1,291 posted on 11/05/2005 11:52:17 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: fanfan

One of my former dogs was a Cocker Spaniel.

Took her for walk around the lake in the spring when the ducks were raising a brood.

Fool dog started chowing down on duck poop.

Took her home and brushed her teeth.

No more lake walks till the birds flew the coop.


1,292 posted on 11/05/2005 11:54:07 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Wellies, Wellingtons
1,293 posted on 11/05/2005 11:56:40 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: MNJohnnie

Heloise and Abelard.


1,294 posted on 11/05/2005 11:56:57 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: TASMANIANRED
I thought 'lavish' was the right word there... *getting a dictionary... lavish.. lavish.. oh, yes...* it means over abundant or extravagant.
1,295 posted on 11/05/2005 11:57:04 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Boy a BLT would really hit the spot right now! At Costco they sometimes have BLT rollups that are amazing!


1,296 posted on 11/05/2005 11:57:43 AM PST by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
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To: Lady Jag

Leather or Rubber?


1,297 posted on 11/05/2005 11:58:01 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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To: MNJohnnie
Which is preferred, sex 40 times a day for 1 minute or Sex once for 40 minutes?

"Sex once for 4 hours. Anything worth doing is worth doing properly or not at all."

NOW you're talkin'!!

1,298 posted on 11/05/2005 11:58:10 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: MNJohnnie

OK...Dutch Girl Cleanser...scrubbing powder for pots and pans.


1,299 posted on 11/05/2005 11:59:15 AM PST by Monkey Face (Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Americans are a nation of gardeners.

Tomato's from the grocery are like red cardboard.

A big ripe tomato fresh from the garden, still warm from the sun is a simple but exquisite treat.
1,300 posted on 11/05/2005 12:00:08 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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