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Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000
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This is your first warning.
Do not try and resist.
It is useless.
Accept your fate.
You will be assimilated.
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Doing fine.
No trolls this morning but he has high hopes for the afternoon.
1,021
posted on
11/05/2005 9:15:25 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
According to whom? You've got yer proteins, yer starches, and yer vitamins. What more could anyone ask of a breakfast food?
1,022
posted on
11/05/2005 9:16:28 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Lady Jag
Let's talk about Bin Laden and sheep.
1,023
posted on
11/05/2005 9:16:37 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I'm not even going to ask if brats go with chocolate frosted cinnamon rolls...I don't think I really want to know.
:o|
1,024
posted on
11/05/2005 9:17:28 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: NicknamedBob
1,025
posted on
11/05/2005 9:17:49 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
I'll sic the bunitty on them if they start to get out of hand.
I have tried to define the bunitty's fighting style. So far the closest I have come up with is "wolverine on angel dust cubed."
1,026
posted on
11/05/2005 9:17:52 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
1,027
posted on
11/05/2005 9:19:00 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
*shudder* You're going to give me nightmares!
1,028
posted on
11/05/2005 9:19:06 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Monkey Face
Everything goes with chocolate frosted cinnamon rolls. Except maybe champaign.
For some reason chocolate and champaign do not go together.
1,029
posted on
11/05/2005 9:19:45 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
What if the bunitty turns on you?
1,030
posted on
11/05/2005 9:20:19 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: NicknamedBob
What if there are...things...living in or beneath the ice?
1,031
posted on
11/05/2005 9:20:32 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
"For some reason chocolate and champaign do not go together."
Oh, but they DO! And quite well!
1,032
posted on
11/05/2005 9:21:29 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
That must have been the XKE they stopped making. I love the looks of that, too.
By the time this huge Jag of mine came along, I was pretty tired of driving 5-speed trannies with stiff suspension, however.
Anyway, if you saw the complicated V-12 under the hood of the XKE, you would've thought twice, too. Of course, these days the XKE's that are still around are often valued more than when they were new.
1,033
posted on
11/05/2005 9:21:31 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Semper Paratus! (always prepared))
To: Alice au Wonderland
Correction, bunittymares.
1,034
posted on
11/05/2005 9:21:42 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
She could use the an aerosol spray containing essence of Michael Moore. It'd be a horrible thing to do to bunitty, but it'd probably do the trick.
1,035
posted on
11/05/2005 9:22:25 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
I got him hooked on brats with onions and spicy mustard.
I am his supplier so the bunitty takes very good care of me.
1,036
posted on
11/05/2005 9:22:27 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Not all problems can be solved with a sledge hammer. Sometimes nitroglycerin is required. Or a Nuke)
To: Alice au Wonderland
What things?
1,037
posted on
11/05/2005 9:22:45 AM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
1,038
posted on
11/05/2005 9:23:10 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(A Liberal: Someone whose money or property isn't on the line yet. ---Old Doc Tsu)
To: Monkey Face
Cinnamon rolls up! Take your choice: chocolate or cream cheese frosted!
Why can't I have both?
1,039
posted on
11/05/2005 9:23:51 AM PST
by
MNJohnnie
(I'll try to be NICER, if you will try to be SMARTER!.......Water Buckets UP!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
"Does it really need a name?" Yes, I think the space craft should have a name. We keep calling it "the castle" but it is so much more than that.
The castle would correspond to "the bridge" on a standard vessel.
1,040
posted on
11/05/2005 9:24:06 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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