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**** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ****
unnngh.. ^
| 10/14/2005
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Posted on 10/14/2005 5:56:14 AM PDT by BJClinton
When did I get so old? I mean really, party 'til sunrise was a way of life. Last night we had a little batchelor party for one of the last of my high-school friends to get married. Let's just say this hurts. I'm going to go get some aspirin, water and try to find that phone that just won't stop ringing. Meanwhile, let the silliness commence.




TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: batchelorpartiessuck; friday; imissyouthag; official; ofst; silliness; silly; tgif
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To: PaulaB
the appropriate thang for the Southern woman...would also bring the potato salad to the orgie, unless the Southern woman is Jewish and in that case, she'd bring the bagels and cream cheese.
141
posted on
10/14/2005 7:39:27 AM PDT
by
peacebaby
(Wasting my time standing in the waiting line.)
To: LongElegantLegs
I used to love them...until I ate a big bag of them during a movie and .....well, lets just say I couldnt regain an appreciation for them again :o(
MM
142
posted on
10/14/2005 7:39:28 AM PDT
by
motormouth
(Good Grief!!!!)
To: tuffydoodle
Not sure but give me some of that wormwood stuff. Sounds interesting.
To: CJ Wolf; Constitution Day
ROFL!

This will keep going...
144
posted on
10/14/2005 7:39:50 AM PDT
by
SquirrelKing
(I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.)
To: Fierce Allegiance
Isn't he one huge pain in the *ss to see on tv?
Yoi!
145
posted on
10/14/2005 7:41:07 AM PDT
by
beyond the sea
(Doctor, my eyes... tell me what is wrong...was I unwise to leave them open for so long)
To: Maximus of Texas
The only thing I'm looking at is Maria Sharapova.
;-)
146
posted on
10/14/2005 7:42:28 AM PDT
by
beyond the sea
(Doctor, my eyes... tell me what is wrong...was I unwise to leave them open for so long)
To: beyond the sea
My remote works fine. Cramer the stock guy kind of reminds me of Lesko, only Cramer is smarter.
147
posted on
10/14/2005 7:42:33 AM PDT
by
Fierce Allegiance
(Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Say the word!)
To: motormouth
At least the mice were consensual. I think this guy needs something better to do on a Friday night.
Financier's 'attacks on rabbits grew worse'
Police received information that "at least 40 to 50 deceased rabbits" were found in the laneway behind Mr McMahon's workplace. One of the rabbits had been sexually interfered with, the court was informed.
148
posted on
10/14/2005 7:42:50 AM PDT
by
Chanticleer
(Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. Lewis)
The difference between Guts and Balls can be defined as follows:
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying, "You're next, sweetie."
149
posted on
10/14/2005 7:43:45 AM PDT
by
fnord
(497 1/2 feet of rope ... I just carry it)
To: Maximus of Texas
These pics I'm posting are coming from an auction. I'm gonna bid on the novocaine. I can think of some seriously funny practical jokes.
150
posted on
10/14/2005 7:44:50 AM PDT
by
tuffydoodle
(Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Here's what happens to a stupid new husband (true story):
About two months after our wedding, my wife and I were traveling down US 17 in NC going to visit my parents. My wife wanted to drive so we stopped in Chocowinity, NC and changed drivers. I told her I was going to take a nap. She asked me how to get where we were going. I told her to just stay on 17 until we got to New Bern and then wake me up. About 10 miles down the road, she wakes me and asks "Which way do I go?" She had come to a fork with a sign over it that basically said Vanceboro - straight ahead and New Bern - veer to the left. I asked her what does the sign say. She said "What sign?" as we drove under the sign. I made her turn around and go back and read the sign.
Needless to say, it wasn't a good weekend.
151
posted on
10/14/2005 7:46:07 AM PDT
by
fredhead
( I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. - Patton)
To: peacebaby
**LOL**
Don't make me break out "THE Book"
152
posted on
10/14/2005 7:46:10 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: BJClinton
And jsut for the record, unnngh..Looks like you type like me
Well if finnaly happend my computer DIED ;^(
Its gonna be a long weekend. I'm sure by Sunday I'm gonna be a bear. DT's for sure.... I'll be like an amputee thinking that I still have my lost limb but its gone.
Shakes and hot and cold flashes for sure. Stay away from me......
OH well thank goodness for a work computer that I can goof off on.
153
posted on
10/14/2005 7:46:58 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
To: PaulaB
I bet that's a good book. I need to work on my graciousness skills... hit me with a few timeless hints!
154
posted on
10/14/2005 7:48:10 AM PDT
by
Chanticleer
(Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. Lewis)
To: Chanticleer
OMG.. Just EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW....
I think this guy should be in the looney bin..with NO access to anything fluffy! LOL
MM
155
posted on
10/14/2005 7:50:44 AM PDT
by
motormouth
(Good Grief!!!!)
To: BJClinton; cyborg
156
posted on
10/14/2005 7:51:04 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
To: PaulaB
You could just ask leslie instead. She knows.
157
posted on
10/14/2005 7:51:07 AM PDT
by
CJ Wolf
(BTW can someone add 'zot' to the FR spellchecker?)
To: Chanticleer; peacebaby
A few tips of course would be
a lady will not be rude
nor dress so as to attract undue attention
much less to create unpleasant remark
She will be kind to all
she will not absorb too much of the walk
she will not allow her skirts to drag upon the walk to the annoyance of other pedestrians
she will not fail to recognize friends by a pleasant smile and slight bow
she will not look back at anyone who has passed her
she will not eye another lady's dress as if studying its very texture
she will not stop upon the walk to talk with a friend to the inconvenience of others
158
posted on
10/14/2005 7:53:20 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: Leapfrog
You Are 55% Left Brained, 45% Right Brained |
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning. Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others. If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic. Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet. The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility. Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way. If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art. Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. |
159
posted on
10/14/2005 7:53:24 AM PDT
by
fredhead
( I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. - Patton)
To: PaulaB
LOL
YOu and that BOOK!! :o)
MM
160
posted on
10/14/2005 7:53:33 AM PDT
by
motormouth
(Good Grief!!!!)
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