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To: Chanticleer; peacebaby
A few tips of course would be

a lady will not be rude
nor dress so as to attract undue attention
much less to create unpleasant remark
She will be kind to all
she will not absorb too much of the walk
she will not allow her skirts to drag upon the walk to the annoyance of other pedestrians
she will not fail to recognize friends by a pleasant smile and slight bow
she will not look back at anyone who has passed her
she will not eye another lady's dress as if studying its very texture
she will not stop upon the walk to talk with a friend to the inconvenience of others
158 posted on 10/14/2005 7:53:20 AM PDT by PaulaB
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To: PaulaB; Chanticleer

What does it say about being flatulant?


162 posted on 10/14/2005 7:55:33 AM PDT by peacebaby (Wasting my time standing in the waiting line.)
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To: PaulaB

What a cool book; when was it published?


166 posted on 10/14/2005 7:57:21 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs (also enjoy the occasional kick of a puppy.)
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To: PaulaB
a lady will not be rude
Me? Rude? Erm, let me think about that...

nor dress so as to attract undue attention
If my dress causes attention, it's because I forgot to....

much less to create unpleasant remark
If you don't like the way I dress, SHOP FOR ME!

She will be kind to all
Depends

she will not absorb too much of the walk
My hips are wide, deal with it

she will not allow her skirts to drag upon the walk to the annoyance of other pedestrians
If my skirts are dragging, the elastic has croaked in the waistband

she will not fail to recognize friends by a pleasant smile and slight bow
Smile, sure! Bow, uh....wow?

she will not look back at anyone who has passed her
Speak for yourself, but if it's a Wrangler butt, I'm lookin'!

she will not eye another lady's dress as if studying its very texture
No, but I will make a snarky remark about the "I wish these were brains" print across her chest

she will not stop upon the walk to talk with a friend to the inconvenience of others
OK, I'll try and do better

215 posted on 10/14/2005 8:31:01 AM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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