What does it say about being flatulant?
What a cool book; when was it published?
nor dress so as to attract undue attention
If my dress causes attention, it's because I forgot to....
much less to create unpleasant remark
If you don't like the way I dress, SHOP FOR ME!
She will be kind to all
Depends
she will not absorb too much of the walk
My hips are wide, deal with it
she will not allow her skirts to drag upon the walk to the annoyance of other pedestrians
If my skirts are dragging, the elastic has croaked in the waistband
she will not fail to recognize friends by a pleasant smile and slight bow
Smile, sure! Bow, uh....wow?
she will not look back at anyone who has passed her
Speak for yourself, but if it's a Wrangler butt, I'm lookin'!
she will not eye another lady's dress as if studying its very texture
No, but I will make a snarky remark about the "I wish these were brains" print across her chest
she will not stop upon the walk to talk with a friend to the inconvenience of others
OK, I'll try and do better