[fredhead]

Here's what happens to a stupid new husband (true story):

About two months after our wedding, my wife and I were traveling down US 17 in NC going to visit my parents. My wife wanted to drive so we stopped in Chocowinity, NC and changed drivers. I told her I was going to take a nap. She asked me how to get where we were going. I told her to just stay on 17 until we got to New Bern and then wake me up. About 10 miles down the road, she wakes me and asks "Which way do I go?" She had come to a fork with a sign over it that basically said Vanceboro - straight ahead and New Bern - veer to the left. I asked her what does the sign say. She said "What sign?" as we drove under the sign. I made her turn around and go back and read the sign.

Needless to say, it wasn't a good weekend.

[BJClinton]

I made her turn around and go back and read the sign.

Ouch, you just say "yes dear" and carry on. Gotta pick your fights better man.