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What's for Sunday night's dinner in the White House: Retread Troll served with ZOT sauce
Self | 03-Oct-2005 | Self

Posted on 10/03/2005 2:22:43 PM PDT by vellum

We read that the president met with his personal attorney Sunday night, at which juncture Mr Bush offered up the job of Supreme Court Associate Justice to Ms. Harriet Miers. Here follows a transcript of their conversation, as pieced together by kitchen and dining room staff.

W: So hey, you've been pretty loyal to the family, Har, and this business with Joe Wilson has been rough on everybody. But you've hung in there, and I've been thinking about movin' you up.

H: Gosh gee, Mr President, what do you have in mind?

W: Well we're gonna be needin' some friends in high places. I mean - HIGH - places. Ya follow?

H: Not sure, Mr President.

W: Way I see it we're gonna hafta buy an insurance policy in case those torture memoes get out. Rummy and Dick, I never know what those two been up to, damnation, they're probably plottin to take over the military, heh heh, but I gotta look out for them.

H: Are you thinking then about FEMA?

W: Tarnation no Harriet, we need friends in HIGH places, not some backwater post where you fly around in copters and smile for the press. No hon, I need you where you can be an ASSET to me.

H: So you're thinking about Chief of Staff?

W: Har, hell no Harriet, Condi would never let me see her - er, never forgive me for that. No I need someone who can fight for us.

H: So you mean -

W: That's right Har - the Spreeme Court! Sandy's movin back to Arizona and I need you to get in there and watch out for me. We're gonna have some cases coming through in a few years and I need you to start learnin from Tony and Clarence about how to handle them Zecutive Privilege cases. You know, like we talked about with Hammi and Padillo.

H: (Gushing) Mr President, you're the most brilliant man I've ever met.

W: Uhh, you didn't do any work for any Horse Societies, did you?


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To: vellum
Not only is this stupid, but you really should take advantage of spell check. The only memos you should worry about dear, are those Sandy Berger absconded with from the national archives.
21 posted on 10/03/2005 4:23:49 PM PDT by ladyinred (It is all my fault okay?)
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To: vellum

Jokes.... I get jokes.


22 posted on 10/03/2005 4:25:15 PM PDT by birbear (Admit it. you clicked on the "I have already previewed" button without actually previewing the post.)
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To: vellum
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23 posted on 10/03/2005 4:27:06 PM PDT by MarineBrat (When it rains, New Orleans makes its own gravy.)
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To: vellum

ZOT!!!

24 posted on 10/03/2005 4:28:06 PM PDT by Paul_Denton (Stom ta jora UN)
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To: Jacobis
He's got control of the Senate

No, he doesn't.

As long as there are six RINOs in the Senate, his hands are tied. We need a filibuster--proof majority of CONSERVATIVES.

25 posted on 10/03/2005 4:28:08 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: darkwing104

When I read what the mods renamed this thread

I laughed and almost fell out of my chair ;)

Priceless..

I love FR!!!


26 posted on 10/03/2005 4:37:10 PM PDT by PaulaB (You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.)
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To: vellum

Cold Steel, this is Jammer over.

Jammer, Cold steel, go.

Cold Steel, Jammer, We have multiple trolls in the open, milling around, at grid MZ124987
Jammer, Cold Steel, 6 rounds DPICM, 6 Rounds WP over.
Cold Steele, Jammer, adjust fire over.

Rounds over........ Rounds out.

ZOT over......... ZOT Out.

Splash over........ Splash Out.

Cold Steel this is Jammer. Target ZOTIFIED.


27 posted on 10/03/2005 4:38:56 PM PDT by roaddog727 (P=3/8 A. or, P=plenty...............)
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To: vellum

See ya!


28 posted on 10/03/2005 4:56:58 PM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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To: vellum
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29 posted on 10/03/2005 5:21:33 PM PDT by BIRDS
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To: vellum

You thunk that up all by yurelf? Dude, you should have your own blog. Call it the ZOT BURN.


30 posted on 10/03/2005 5:28:01 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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