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Terrible Flight Experiences (Vanity)
Posted on 09/16/2005 12:56:14 PM PDT by Maximus of Texas
On the flight home this morning, I was unfortunate enough to have a bleeder sit next to me. By bleeder, I mean he was invading my space because he was large and his body was spilling over into my seat. I've seen worse cases than what I had today but let's hear your experiences.
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To: Maximus of Texas
We could line up like they did in "Airplane"
**LOL**
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posted on
09/16/2005 1:51:34 PM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: freebilly
Man, oh man, that is a bad one. I know its easier said than done but I would have demanded a refund or at least had them pay for your seat since they used it.
To: PaulaB
Raise your hand if you have ever been on a third world country flight? Does Kazakhstan count? I flew on the plane behind me in the background. Notice the state of the art baggage handling system.
To: freebilly
That is horrid. Did you ask the flight attendant to move you?
64
posted on
09/16/2005 1:57:25 PM PDT
by
Millee
To: Larry Lucido
Ya that counts ;)
ROFL
My question on the flight with the chickens was
how can any human (woman) wear a berka covered from head to toe in 200 degree heat, live chickens everywhere, with nothing to drink???
All I could come up with is that I had actually stepped into the twilight zone
65
posted on
09/16/2005 2:00:49 PM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: Millee; Maximus of Texas
Full plane. This was also the flight where my bag showed up the day I had to fly out of Tampa. Never did receive any compensation for any of the problems I encountered with this airline. Fortunately, they're now out of business....
66
posted on
09/16/2005 2:02:14 PM PDT
by
freebilly
(Go USF Baseball!)
To: Maximus of Texas
I had to sit next to two libs once who were just returning from Europe. Appearantly, they lived by the "When in Rome" philosophy on their travels. They both smelled so bad, I was actually ill be the end of the flight. Luckily it was only a couple of hours.
To: PaulaB
Raise your hand if you have ever been on a third world country flight? In 1989 I flew Air Ethiopia ............ once ....
68
posted on
09/16/2005 2:06:23 PM PDT
by
HoustonCurmudgeon
(Houston Astrodome - Compassionate Conservatism at work!)
To: Maximus of Texas; Millee; PaulaB
Gives new meaning to the phrase "I'd hit that!"
To: Larry Lucido; PaulaB; Maximus of Texas
PaulaB dear, I think we'd better keep our drunken debauchery to ourselves, the natives are getting restless!
70
posted on
09/16/2005 2:20:05 PM PDT
by
Millee
To: PaulaB
Mr G flew from Nashville to Cinci, to Vienna, to Moscow to Vienna to Moscow to Tompsk (middle of freaking nowhere in Russia).
The round trip to Vienna was courtesy of the man taking him to Russia, who had neglected to get a visa for Russia. (What did he know.... he didn't read Russian) Of course, the minute the plane was in the air on the way back to Vienna, the visa showed up, so they turned right around in Vienna and headed back.
The flights in Russia scared him so bad he will never return to the country. However, on the way back, he swears Sandy Berger was on the same plane (mid Clinton term).
71
posted on
09/16/2005 2:33:18 PM PDT
by
Grammy
To: Cagey
....."if you are seated next to a child, or someone acting like a child, please place your mask on first, then assist them......"
72
posted on
09/16/2005 2:34:22 PM PDT
by
Grammy
To: Millee
Did it ever get you kicked off a plane?
In Newfoundland?
Like me?
73
posted on
09/16/2005 2:48:49 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: Millee
PaulaB dear, I think we'd better keep our drunken debauchery to ourselves, the natives are getting restless!
True..may be to much stimulation for one day ;)
74
posted on
09/16/2005 3:00:40 PM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: Grammy
(middle of freaking nowhere in Russia).
**LOL**
I have never been in the middle of freaking nowhere Russia but have been in the freaking nowhere Asia... its a scary feeling ;)
75
posted on
09/16/2005 3:03:07 PM PDT
by
PaulaB
To: YouPosting2Me
Love the keywords...I'm sure you do, since you're the one who spammed them. I'm not sure anyone else loves them.
To: Larry Lucido
LOL!
What the Hell do I know?
77
posted on
09/16/2005 3:15:48 PM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(If you need a business, then make it your business to mind your own business.)
To: Grammy
78
posted on
09/16/2005 3:17:04 PM PDT
by
Cagey
To: Maximus of Texas
Acouple of Months ago on the return flight from Vegas The guy next to me spilled his whole can of Bud into my lap. Had to sit there for 4 hours with wet smelly pants.
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posted on
09/16/2005 3:34:21 PM PDT
by
mowowie
To: Maximus of Texas
Coming across the pond with a tired 6 year old and a 1 year old travelling on my lap, (9hr flight). I soon became aware that my little one needed changing. I couldn't leave my 6 year old alone, so all three of us ended up in the bathroom? (If you can call it that), while I changed a smelly diaper. Not fun I can assure you! LOL
80
posted on
09/16/2005 3:40:21 PM PDT
by
Rose of Sharn
(I get the best answers when i talk to myself!)
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