ZOT! How do we prevent trolls from impaling themselves on the kitties' spears?

Me | 08/23-05 | Susan1979

[Susan1979]

How do we, as republicans, prevent the spread of bile under the guise of conservatism?

I mean, how are we to educate people to our beliefs if we have those crazies among us who refuse to project themselves as intelligent articulate contributors to society?

I WANT to see the Republican party grow and flourish... but how can we do that if a few uneducated extremists continue to demolish our good name???

Thoughts?

[Izzy Dunne]

Spread mustard on the outside of your thighs.
Fashion a tinfoil baseball hat and wear it backwards.
Eat only eggs for six days.
Scrape the dried mustard from your thighs.
Add the dried mustard to the eggs on the seventh day and enlightenment shall be yours, oh grasshopper.

So THAT's what I was doing wrong!

I only wore the eggs for THREE days!

damn Walmart spirtual advisors!

Six days, then the mustard comes off. Six days, then the mustard comes off. Six days, then the mustard comes off.

If I'm not back by next Tuesday, call my lawyer, please.

[JakeWyld]

Use troll thread to change tagline (and up reply count). Man I'm good!

[hiredhand]

I'd like to take credit for it, but I honestly can NOT remember where I picked it up. I giggle myself into hysterics everytime I see it though. :-)

By all means....grab a copy. :-)

[humblegunner]

So THAT's what I was doing wrong!

So many people.. GOOD people are thrown off by that.
Will the egg distributors even MENTION this omission?

Lo.. crickets.

Oh discordia.

[tapatio]

[NewLand]

Hey, foo'...the results of your IQ test are back...

[PilloryHillary]

[Arrowhead1952]

[LongElegantLegs]

"Reinstalzheimer's"
Bwahahaha!

[LongElegantLegs]

I like to think we have educated extremists here, but not everyone can be homeschooled...
(Rimshot)

[Paul_Denton]

I find your lack of intelligence hilarious.

[MindBender26]

I don't see "prevent" anywhere. In fact, she raises some points we as Conservatives should address, even though we do not like to admit they exist.

She may not be a troll....

[Theresawithanh]

I also thought she raised some points we should be discussing. The sign-up date unfortunately makes her suspicious, and using her first post for somewhat of a vanity thread is suspicious also. It would have been better had she made the comment on a thread related to this topic.

While we all have a right to express ourselves, like Pat Robertson did, in a society where Republicans are reviled by the left no matter what they do, such remarks do not help our cause.

[martin_fierro]

I mean, how are we to educate people to our beliefs if we have those crazies among us who refuse to project themselves as intelligent articulate contributors to society?

Yeah, just like the Dems do.

[Izzy Dunne]

I don't see "prevent" anywhere.

Look in the very first sentence!

[wolfcreek]

Oh crap,they killed Kenny!!!!!!!

[DJ MacWoW]

I have a bumper sticker that says:

Jesus loves you
Allah wants you dead

[Robert A Cook PE]

Well, "I" don't know about you, but "I" consider myself an undereducated extremist, since I'm still learning.

8<)

[sarasota]

Pat has gone off the deep end. I just want to know how he will explain this on Larry King. Surely Larry will give him a shot at it.

[exile]

"You signed up tomorrow just to post this?"

Holy Crap! She signed up tomorrow? How is this possible?
She's a Witch! Burn her!.