[Izzy Dunne]

Spread mustard on the outside of your thighs.
Fashion a tinfoil baseball hat and wear it backwards.
Eat only eggs for six days.
Scrape the dried mustard from your thighs.
Add the dried mustard to the eggs on the seventh day and enlightenment shall be yours, oh grasshopper.

So THAT's what I was doing wrong!

I only wore the eggs for THREE days!

damn Walmart spirtual advisors!

Six days, then the mustard comes off. Six days, then the mustard comes off. Six days, then the mustard comes off.

If I'm not back by next Tuesday, call my lawyer, please.

[humblegunner]

So THAT's what I was doing wrong!

So many people.. GOOD people are thrown off by that.
Will the egg distributors even MENTION this omission?

Lo.. crickets.

Oh discordia.