ZOT! The Sad truth about this site

[FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)]

Weve all seen and heard of a place called Free Republic, its full of divorced or wife-beating conservative slobs who have the hygene of John Goodman after a long picnic. They thrive on stupid,worthless topics that focus around the "wonder of life" and "lets keep people who cant feel or think alive because were to stubborn to admit that its pretty damn foolish". But above all other abominations in this world is the wretched "Admin Mod", a man of horrible values and the judgement of a meth lab. It is he who makes free republic, well not free at all, dont say anything he may not like or oops your gone. And his horde of craggled followers are even worse, you may not even say anything "liberal" or antagonizing but alas they yell TROLL! ZOT! like a bunch of 3 year olds. This shows the true character of free republic, how it is run by a disgusting fragment of a creature and how its subscribers are nothing but lemmings marching their way to an ocean of cheap gin.

[2Jedismom]

I don't beat my wife, either!!

[2Jedismom]

Seems like we're getting a BUNCH of whiners today...what gives, I wonder? Is it just the same loser time after time? Or a conglomeration of losers??

[Misty Memory]

Would you please ping me for your next ZOT? I keep getting here too late to enjoy the ozone.

[stbdside]

I've never beaten my ex-wife, and I don't care for gin.

I prefer a Pilsner Urquell or a St Pauli Girl myself.

[Chode]

now why would you say that about goodman... i mean afterall he IS a democRAT isn't he???

that was sooooooooo french!!!

[TheForceOfOne]

Ya'll just gonna lay there while that troll is ah runnin around?

Relax, that critters already been skinned and hung on a hook fer supper! lol

[backhoe]

Dammit Backhoe... There ya go, gettin' logical with him...:)

I must have been momentarily possesed by an evil spirit.

I'm just getting a little fed up with all this whining and opusing and foot-stomping like little children.

If you wanna stay, stay... if you wanna go, go! There are plenty of sites and forums, ranging from the pretty decent to the farther shores of insanity.

Contrary to popular wisdom, in cyberspace, your scream can indeed be heard- but hardly anyone gives a hoot for more than a minute. It's sort of like Andy Warhols' 15 minutes of fame got ARC'd or ZIP'd...

[Hand em their arse]

hehe.. :) well put...

[backhoe]

[Phlap]

I'm trying to come up with a good reason to reply to this thread but I just can't comre up with one.

[itsamelman]

[SolidRedState]

Meek is probably exhausted, lotsa trolls today! ;-)

No doubt. LOL

[Junior]

Try typing your screed into a word processor and running spellcheck and grammar check on it before posting it. That way you'll just come off looking like a moronic @$$hole, rather than an illiterate moronic @$$hole.

[Charlespg]

[WestVirginiaRebel]

Wife beaters? "Welcome to you beat your wife. Now, sir, do you beat your wife?"-Bugs Bunny (as Groucho Marx) to Elmer Fudd

[Lockbar]

Jimmyclyde's first day on the job:

[JoeV1]

We've all seen and heard of a place called Free Republic, its full of divorced or wife-beating conservative slobs"

"Hey! I'm not divorced!>

Well I am, but I'm not a slob.

[RushCrush]

I won't have a wife to beat until you freaks get gay marriage legalized.

[Cobra64]

"Boodles gin for me." Boodles makes the best Bloody Mary going. Be sure to add a couple of pickled green beans.

My bloodies are with Sky vodka, V-8, horseradish, lemon, fresh ground pepper, and Tobasco.

I'll try the pickled green beans additive next Sunday after church.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

They thrive on stupid,worthless topics that focus around the "wonder of life" and "lets keep people who cant feel or think alive"

If you want us to stop, just blink twice, and we'll disconnect your tube.