ZOT! The Sad truth about this site

[FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde)]

Weve all seen and heard of a place called Free Republic, its full of divorced or wife-beating conservative slobs who have the hygene of John Goodman after a long picnic. They thrive on stupid,worthless topics that focus around the "wonder of life" and "lets keep people who cant feel or think alive because were to stubborn to admit that its pretty damn foolish". But above all other abominations in this world is the wretched "Admin Mod", a man of horrible values and the judgement of a meth lab. It is he who makes free republic, well not free at all, dont say anything he may not like or oops your gone. And his horde of craggled followers are even worse, you may not even say anything "liberal" or antagonizing but alas they yell TROLL! ZOT! like a bunch of 3 year olds. This shows the true character of free republic, how it is run by a disgusting fragment of a creature and how its subscribers are nothing but lemmings marching their way to an ocean of cheap gin.

[dighton]

MRS EYNSFORD HILL. But it cant have been right for your father to pour spirits down her throat like that. It might have killed her.

LIZA. Not her. Gin was mother’s milk to her. Besides, he’d poured so much down his own throat that he knew the good of it.

-- Pygmalion.

[TexanByBirth]

its full of divorced or wife-beating conservative slobs who have the hygene of John Goodman after a long picnic

Hey, don't you know us conservatives take a bath every Saturday night, right before we beat our wives.... See Ya! Bye!

[Andy'smom]

Actually we leave the cheap gin for Theresa. And the raisins too.

[Hand em their arse]

YEAH!!! YOU TELL EM ALTAMIRA!!!! now, deep breaths.... :^)

[Ima Lurker]

Hey, that's not fair!! He's used up all the really good screen names!

[Rushgrrl]

hehe kinda makes me wonder what type of person would sit ALL DAY, over and over again, attempting to belittle those who are of obviously lower ilk (/sarcasm) than said moroon. Just a question....

[Paul_Denton]

Could y'all post that pic of Ann Coulter, sighting her 9mm Beretta?

[af_vet_1981]

lemmings marching their way to an ocean of cheap gin

I think you were looking for Ted Kennedy and his associates ...

[SolidRedState]

Hmmmm... I like cheap gin.

[SolidRedState]

Meek, are you on vacation?

[azhenfud]

Sounds more like Tommy Dashie - he's "sad".

[Dr.Zoidberg]

(shaking head)

That boy ain't right.

[joesnuffy]

John about to open a fresh can of 'troll begone'

[evets]

There once was a crafty old man that lived in the sand,
and once or twice he rose his head above to let his shifty neck protrude.
A second old man, so the wiser, lived in the clouds
and drooped down from above to live in fear, and he exponentially colludes.
One day, them living so far apart, they sat in respective heavenly thrones
to listen to the clackering locusts allude to the fatal passing of space and time.
The old craggled men picked at their dueling banjos creating pace and rhyme,
and the apocalypse of the ten hells ensued.

[RegulatorCountry]

"They're like the gnats of the internet. Swat at them and they come right back to buzz in your ears again."

You know how to keep gnats out of your ears, don't you, LOL? Cut a hole in the seat of your pants (an old farmer's joke).

[TexanByBirth]

Hey, did anybody check out that Seattle/San Antonio game last night?

Yeah, I saw it....

"If 'ifs and buts' were candies and nuts, and the Spurs could hit free throws, we would all have a Merry Christmas" Go Spurs!

[tiredoflaundry]

Meek, are you on vacation?

Meek is probably exhausted, lotsa trolls today! ;-)

[Paul_Denton]

We had to research the effects of the new ZOT! 3000 AFAP (Atmoic Fired Artillery Projectile) on a live troll. Click here to veiw the research video with commenary of the effects of the ZOT! process.

[TC Rider]

Does your Mom know you use her computer when she goes to her stripping job?