What's with all the dead scientists?

[Middle-O-Road]

What's the deal with all the dead scientists?

[Tarpaulin]

Unnngh!

[Graybeard58]

death aint all its cracked up to be

How do you know?

[Phsstpok]

I'm sorry, that's an incomplete post on your part.

That should have read:

They're dead, Jim.

Get it right next time.

[TaxRelief]

Here's a list of 40 in the past 3 years:

http://freepress2005.blogspot.com/2005/01/author-theorizes-40-microbiologists.html

[Middle-O-Road]

Actually, I didn't.

What did they say on the show?

And yes, guys, this is a bit of all troll.

I just think it's odd, and thus I think it's interesting. Like UFOs and other internet fables.

[REDWOOD99]

Nostradamus predicted you would ask that.

[AQGeiger]

Life is a terminal experience. Even for scientists.

[TASMANIANRED]

Hit and run Wanker.

[pbear8]

He's dead Jim!

[Slings and Arrows]

Thank you very much! See my profile page for more eulogies to Saint Pancake.

[Archangel86]

Well, at least he's a couple steps above most first-post-vanities... You know... capitalization and correct(ish) grammar.

[silent_jonny]

Now you've REALLY confused me!

[theFIRMbss]

>What's the deal with all the dead scientists?

[mrsmith]

It's a secret. I could tell you, as I told them, but then I'd have to...

Dead scientists: see Second Law of Thermodynamics.

[Fitzcarraldo]

 

List Of Dead Microbiologists

From Charlene Fassa
1-12-5

 

Here is at least a partial list of dead microbiologists:

 

 

July 18, 2003: Dr. David Kelly, a British biological weapons expert

 

June 24, 2003: Dr. Leland Rickman, a UC San Diego expert on infectious

diseases

 

November 12 2002: Dr. Benito Que, 52, was "an expert in infectious

diseases and cellular biology at the Miami Medical School

 

March 25, 2002: Dead microbiologist: Steven Mostow, 63

 

March 24, 2002: Dead microbiologist: David Wynn-Williams, 55

 

February 28, 2002: Two dead microbiologists in San Francisco,Tanya Holzmayer, 46, is shot and killed by a colleague, Guyang Huang, 38, who then apparently shot himself.

 

February 11, 2002: Dead microbiologist: Dr. Ian Langford, 40

 

February 9, 2002: Dead microbiologist: Victor Korshunov, 56

 

January 2002: Two dead microbiologists: Ivan Glebov and Alexi

Brushlinski

 

December 14, 2001: Dead microbiologist: Nguyen Van Set, 44

 

December 10, 2001: Dead microbiologist: "Dr. Robert Schwartz, 57

 

November 24, 2001: Three more dead microbiologists: Dr. Yaakov Matzner,

54, dean of the Hebrew University school of medicine; Amiramp Eldor,

59, head of the haematology department at Ichilov Hospital in Tel Aviv

and a world-recognized expert in blood clotting; and Avishai Berkman,

50, director of the Tel Aviv public health department and businessman

 

November 21, 2001: World-class microbiologist and high-profile Russian

defector Dr. Vladimir Pasechnik, 64

 

November 16, 2001: Dr. Don Wiley, 57

 

November 6, 2001: Jeffry Paris

 

 

Now, read the circumstances of the deaths of some of these scientists. It seems microbiology is the most dangerous occupation...

 

http://www.usenet.com/newsgroups/talk.religion.bahai/msg09281.html

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Are you referring to the Western European scientists working on the Star Wars program who were killed back in the 1980's by the Russians? Those dead scientists?

[DoctorMichael]

I'M ALIVE!

[socal_parrot]

They're not dead, they're resting.

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

Scientist no longer dressed as a lumberjack:
"I'm a scientist and I'm real dead.
There's no more thought running through my head."