Posted on 07/26/2004 4:37:41 AM PDT by JustAmy
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Thank you, Lori.
I don't think you, Billie and Louie need to worry about job security just yet. :)
Most of what I make, I would never use. The babies were so cute and easy to add comments.
I was then I got yanked away. Early eve is lookin fine.
Good evening.
We're you with NnB?
Hey PAL
We really missed you last week. Nice to hear that your vacation was a good one.
Hope you are still here. Have a great afternoon and a wonderful evening.
Good job on the pictures. I threw too many into the fray. You handled it!!!
Thank yall for taking a silly poem and giving it new light.
It's precious.
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives -- aunts, uncles, brothers, cousins, nieces, nephews and more. Among them were:
His obnoxious brother, Please Gogh
His dizzy aunt, Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes, Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store, Stop'n Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia, U. Gogh
The brother who bleached his clothes white, Hue Gogh
The cousin from Illinois, Chica Gogh
His magician uncle, Wherediddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin, Amee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother, Grin Gogh
The nephew who drove a stagecoach, Wellsfar Gogh
The constipated uncle, Cant Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt, Tan Gogh
The bird lover uncle, Flamin Gogh
His nephew, psychoanalyst E. Gogh
The fruit loving cousin, Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking, Wayto Gogh
The little bouncy nephew, Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco, Go Gogh
His Italian uncle, Day Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van, Winnie Bay Gogh.
What's funny is I wrote it about a Zot thread that never ends. Its somewhere in there. The graphic changes it to something cute.
Good evening, CG!
Thank you from St.Louie1. I love the comments that he added to the graphic.
Aren't they ugly?
If I had been able to search for more pictures, I may have been able to make a better graphic. After seeing them all together, I just wanted to get it finished. :)
Hey. Had to run all over the state today to handle customer problems. I'm home now and hiding.
Hope you can get back today.
Have a great day, PAL
From the "disabled" aunt, previously at the chicken ranch:
My Dearest Redneck Son,
I'm writing this slow, because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. We sold all cows at the chicken ranch. They were all shook up. The chickens danced with glee.
I won't be able to send you the address because the last Louisiana family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well, though. Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days, and the second time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy-Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we had to cut them off. You can find them in the pockets.
Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your Pa out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. It's the dangdest thing, but the baby looks just like your brother.
Uncle Bobby-Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated; he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Bubba was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends, Cletus and Buford, were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.
Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom
The next town over had a "Fireman's" carnival. They had a Ferris wheel and other rides, cotton candy and candy apples, and of course, funnel cakes!!
The kids had a great time, and the wife and I were trying to figure out how we could stay longer.
On Sunday morning, the church bells rang out over the valley, and in the evenings, a cool breeze graced our deck and invited us to linger over the view.
Cool.
Good afternoon, Darks.
We haven't had any newbies for awhile. A new person here once in awhile but they are long time FReepers who have stopped by to say hi.
Haven't seen any trolls.
Hi Amy,
My Monday has been okay. It's busy as usual, and it doesn't look like this week is going to slow down any. I finally got a moment to sit down and check FR. :)
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