Free Republic Smokers' Lounge

Puff List ^ | 6/11/04 | francisandbeans

[Just another Joe]

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Welcome Friends, foes and associates to the completely remodeled Free Republic...

Smoker's Lounge

Here you will find a comfy place to smoke, drink, joke or whatever. We always have a great time, so sit back, relax and...

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aaaaa,:`___________________________||`,:'.",`.;'`,:'.',`: <--------Life is good!
A very special thank you to Registered for providing us with this fine logo....we will bear it with pride.

[Don W]

In my above post, there's a video that the Freeper motorcycle hooligans might enjoy.

[Eastbound]

Hey, I was on this thread:

Committee For Honest Headlines

Howdy, Joe and all. Just a simple, unadorned, honest beer will do. Thanks, pal.

[Sunshine Sister]

The timing and the fact that my sweetie didn't want to go caused me to miss this one. Alex said the next one would be on a weekend which would be much better for us.

To help you with your imagination think short, brown eyed, feisty, Irish girl!

[SheLion]

Hi Joe! Hi Everyone!!!!

[SheLion]

Forgot my ping!

[Just another Joe]

Miller Lite, comin' up.

[Just another Joe]

Knowing you, you want me to leave the bottle, huh?

[Just another Joe]

Now see Don, I'm a bartender. I need more than just, "a high test".
I might be tempted to give you some of this

So be careful what you ask for.

Here's your Players though.

[Just another Joe]

A simple beer you'll have then.

[Texan5]

Hi, Joe-I took off early to watch President Reagan's beautiful funeral service-can I hav a Miller Lite, please?

[Just another Joe]

And I know you well enough by now to know, you're a

So have one of these.

[Just another Joe]

You sure can. Enjoy!

[Don W]

You're correct, I should have been more specific: I certainly don't require "Weapons Grade" 'shine.

O'Keefe Extra Old Stock, please. Best make it 3, that way I don't have to bother your loverly barmaids quite so often. Besides, the music is MUCH louder by the jukebox.

My first selections:
Sedated, The Ramones
Black Dog, Led Zepplin
Screaming for Vengeance, Judas Priest
Werewolves of London, Warren Zevon
Organ Fugues, Johann Sebastian Bach.

That ought to get something going here.

[Just another Joe]

Three of them it is.

[swarthyguy]

Um, sorry, the place is now officially non smoking.

Smokers to the Ga..uh, Showers.

[appalachian_dweller]

Hi SheLion, Joe! Hi everyone!

How've you folks been. TGIF!!!! Just back from a late lunch. Had a martini (shhhhh, don't tell my boss).

Hows about another one Joe!

* lits up Marlboro, inhales deeply * Ahhhh. Life is good!!!

[CSM]

Of course you have to leave the bottle, we'll have it finished before you can get back with another!

[Don W]

Thanks, Joe.

Now for a giggler.

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears, cleaned both ears, and the dog could hear fine.
The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some 'Nair" hair remover and rub in its ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.

At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs either, and if you must know I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."

[Just another Joe]

If they want to come in and try to make this a nonsmoking venue, I'll have to introduce them to my leetle friend.

[SheLion]

ahhhh thank you Joe!!! Nice and dry, too!!!! Got any more olives? heh!