[Just another Joe]

Now see Don, I'm a bartender. I need more than just, "a high test".
I might be tempted to give you some of this

So be careful what you ask for.

Here's your Players though.

[Texan5]

Hi, Joe-I took off early to watch President Reagan's beautiful funeral service-can I hav a Miller Lite, please?

[Don W]

You're correct, I should have been more specific: I certainly don't require "Weapons Grade" 'shine.

O'Keefe Extra Old Stock, please. Best make it 3, that way I don't have to bother your loverly barmaids quite so often. Besides, the music is MUCH louder by the jukebox.

My first selections:
Sedated, The Ramones
Black Dog, Led Zepplin
Screaming for Vengeance, Judas Priest
Werewolves of London, Warren Zevon
Organ Fugues, Johann Sebastian Bach.

That ought to get something going here.