Free Republic Smokers' Lounge

Puff List ^ | 12/19/03 | francisandbeans

[Just another Joe]

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Welcome Friends, foes and associates to the completely remodeled Free Republic...

Smoker's Lounge

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[Just another Joe]

This weeks tobacco related threads.

A snapshot of tobacco-related messages relayed in pediatric offices in Delaware. The lies never stop
Taverns brace for smoking ban in different ways
Virginia Wants To Know How Much You Smoke In Your Home Cherner alert
Riverside, CA:Smoking by deputies under arrest BARF ALERT More prejiduce against smokers
Doug Moe: Get serious, ban those ashtrays Some satire thrown in

[Just another Joe]

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Free Republic Smokers' Lounge theme song

[MeekOneGOP]

Mornin', Joe ! Early post this week.

WARNING. Reading the following comment may cause spewing of liquids on to keyboard and monitor. Please swallow before continuing. No animals were injured in the making of this post. Any similarity to reality is purely coincidental. Any factual statement is not the intent of the poster. Views expressed by the poster are not necessarily shared by the poster. Price is for 24 month lease with $2500 down. Your mileage may vary. Objects are closer than they appear. No shirt, no shoes, no service. You must be at least this tall to ride. Do not remove under penalty of law. Remain seated until the ride comes to a full and complete stop. Reading this post may cause low birth weight. Not recommended for viewers with heart conditions, back or neck injuries, breathing difficulties, recent surgery or illness, high blood pressure and carpal tunnel syndrome. Second hand food rant 10/21/3 Not the first one I wrote.
[Disclaimer courtesy of Conspiracy Guy]

[Conspiracy Guy]

Meek,

Glad to see the warning.

Joe,

Hi!

CG

[Conspiracy Guy]

I was driving the other day and dropped my cellphone in my cup of coffee. The hot liquid in my lap made me toss my cordless razor out the window. The razor went through the windshield of the State Trooper Cruiser that was tailgating me with these silly blue lights on. I kept speeding up but he just kept tailgating me. I was doing close to 100 when I finally jammed on the brakes and crossed 2 lanes of traffic to stop on the shoulder. The dang fool tried to follow me but he got rammed by the 18 wheeler in the center lane. Since my cell phone wouldn't work any more I got off at the next exit and reported him from a payphone.

Crazy State Troopers.

[Just another Joe]

Hiya, Meek. Love the picture and intensley dislike the posers.

[Just another Joe]

Hey CG, What's the haps?

[NeoCaveman]

Hi ya Joe

It's almost time for me to leave for work. My alternator decided to die this morning (and took my football winning$ with it)

[Just another Joe]

(and took my football winning$ with it)

At least you got winnings, my man.

Last time I gambled on football games I lost better than $2,000 over the course of the season.
That was back in '90.

No more for me.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Just writing poems and acting a fool. How bout you?

[MeekOneGOP]

Thanks ! Me too !

Dean to Saddam: Hang in there, buddy !
I've already put in a call to Johnny Cochran !

[Just another Joe]

Just back from three days in Texas. Lots of soldiers around Fort Hood right now.

[Just another Joe]

Johnny Cochran's going to be busy with the Wacko Jacko case for a while.

[doubled]

The usual, please, Joe. And make it a big one, if you would.

I am pleased that U.S. forces captured a bedraggled Saddam Hussein in his dirt crawlspace near Tikrit on Saturday evening. He had a side arm and $750,000 in the hole with him and was within eyesight of his lost palaces. News coverage showed Iraqis celebrating in the streets.

I'm also glad they're doing DNA testing, so we're confident that we didn't capture Nick Nolte instead

[Conspiracy Guy]

Photo of Conspiracy Guy bringing Jacko in to LAPD.

[international american]

"Johnny Cochran's going to be busy with the Wacko Jacko case for a while."

Johnny is looking for a judge as dumb as Ito.....A full-time job, methinks.

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL ! Look what Tomkow6 posted on the USO thread this morning, lol !

[Just another Joe]

Here ya go, buddy.
Is that the right size?

[Conspiracy Guy]

TOO Funny!

[Just another Joe]

Aaaah, just free advertising.
I'll bet Tomkow6 is a Geico claims adjuster. ;^)