Free Republic Smokers' Lounge

Puff_List ^ | 10/24/03 | francisandbeans

[Just another Joe]

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Welcome Friends, foes and associates to the completely remodeled Free Republic...

Smoker's Lounge

Here you will find a comfy place to smoke, drink, joke or whatever. We always have a great time, so sit back, relax and...

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A very special thank you to Registered for providing us with this fine logo....we will bear it with pride.

[Just another Joe]

This weeks tobacco related threads

Second Hand Smoke Scam
State cracks down on cigarette prices
Florida: Complaints over restaurants not complying with smoking ban
Second-Hand Gas Kills 130,000 Americans a Year -
Nicotine And Memory Loss-testing nicotine patch-may help those suffering Mild Cognitive Impairment
Maine: New rules anger cigar smokers who direct-order
Maine: Tobacco rules facing lawsuit
Second Hand Smoke Scam
UPS may have given customer data to state in cigarette tax probe
Mass: Vote puts state close to smoking ban

There are a few articles bumped to the Puff List that I did not link to. If you think I should let me know.

[Just another Joe]

The Lounge is open!

[Just another Joe]

I will be in and out till about 3:30 central then I'll be gone.
Rumble and tumble amongst yourselves and don't forget to clean up after you get done.

See ya next week.

JaJ

[Conspiracy Guy]

I wrote 2 new poems.

Billary

It was indeed the darkest time,
We barely made it through.
The blame for this I place upon,
Your cronies and yes you.
Eight years of you and Hillary,
Were more than we could bear.
You stopped air traffic needlessly,
While some cut your hair
I wish you’d show a little class,
And get out of my face.
But one good thing is those you help,
Most often lose their race.
So hang around and lend support,
To those would enslave us.
As tired as I am of you Bill,
You really helped Gray Davis.

Flurry 10/24/03

Hillary

You hate the country of your birth,
You’d sell your soul to crush it.
You fight the things that made us great,
Your own demise please rush it.
The people put their faith in you,
Yes it was placed so poorly.
You will indeed soon be replaced,
They need a change so sorely.
So keep it up, your hate and scorn,
The truth must now be told.
Hillary, you can’t sell your soul,
For it’s already sold.

Flurry 10/24/03

[Just another Joe]

Hillary, you can’t sell your soul,
For it’s already sold.

Whatchu talking about?

Devil talking to anyone else, "I sold my soul to Hillary!"

[SeaDragon]

Good morning, sweetness. How are you?

Would you be so kind as to fix me one of those special Bloody Marys of yours? I would be eternally grateful.

;-)

[Just another Joe]

Since it IS still morning for you, start off with this and don't forget to eat your breakfast.
I provided it along with the drink.

[SeaDragon]

Since it IS still morning for you, start off with this and don't forget to eat your breakfast. I provided it along with the drink.

Thank you ever so kindly. I promise to eat my breakfast since you were so sweet to provide it for me.

[Conspiracy Guy]

You're right I need to rewrite the dang poem.

[Just another Joe]

I promise to eat my breakfast since you were so sweet to provide it for me.

That's a good girl.
Now, just don't forget to call me when you need to go potty. ;^)

[Just another Joe]

You're right I need to rewrite the dang poem.

Don'tcha just hate kibitzers?

[SeaDragon]

That's a good girl. Now, just don't forget to call me when you need to go potty. ;^)

Oh my! Kinky.............

I promise to call...........

;-)

[Conspiracy Guy]

Here.

Hillary II Revision due to Justanotherjoe saying that Hill owns Satan’s Soul

You hate the country of your birth,
You’d sell your soul to crush it.
You fight the things that made us great,
Your own demise please rush it.
The people put their faith in you,
Yes it was placed so poorly.
You will indeed soon be replaced,
They need a change so sorely.
So keep it up, your hate and scorn,
And New York soon will crack.
Oh by the way I’ve heard that Satan,
Wants to buy his soul back

Flurry 10/24/03

[Conspiracy Guy]

Ping to this and #13. Please share all 3 with class.

[doubled]

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between golf balls.

He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends, your favorite passions--things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

"The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car.

The sand is everything else--the small stuff.

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house, and fix the disposal.

"Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented.

The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers."

So, help me out here, Joe.

[MeekOneGOP]

Howdy, Joe !

A couple has a dog who snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah right!" she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep.

Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed! Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him!

The woman sleeps soundly. The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "Boy, I don't know where we were, or what we did, but by God, we took first and second place!"

[Argh]

HAH!

[Conspiracy Guy]

Ah Hah

[Argh]

Yipes! Busted!!

[Conspiracy Guy]

They were supposed to read 4 and 13.