Posted on 11/04/2023 11:53:39 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
LOS ANGELES, CA — Researchers have made a groundbreaking medical discovery this week, discovering a miracle cure for gender dysphoria called "Deleting TikTok".
"The results are truly stunning," Dr. Erik Mendez told reporters. "By simply deleting this one app, patients are being cured of their symptoms in a matter of days. After billions of dollars spent and countless lives destroyed, the simplicity of the cure is simply astounding."
By cutting off access to videos of pink-haired men yelling online about being born in the wrong body, the study led by Dr. Mendez found a one-hundred percent drop in cases of teens who visited his office identifying as trans.
Despite the overwhelming success, the results have led to pushback in the trans community. "Curing a mental condition with a fifty percent suicide rate is extremely transphobic," said Cynthia Rounds, head of the non-profit organization Trans The Kids. "Instead of cutting an app off kids' phones, we need to be cutting genitals off of kids' bodies. That is how we truly show kids that we care. We strongly condemn Dr. Mendez and his entire team."
In spite of the pushback, Dr. Mendez says he's hopeful his research can help hundreds of thousands of teens who identify as trans. "I do see parents confused how letting their children watch popular trans icons get epic amounts of attention for being a misunderstood victim would in any way make teens want to do the same thing," said Dr. Mendez. "But I'm working on creating a detox program to introduce the parents to normal people in their area who don't advocate forcing children to take cross-sex hormones to gain followers online. Revolutionary!"
LMAO
The Babylon Bee is a National Treasure.
True.
Despite “Deleting Tik-Tok”s overwhelming success, there’s pushback in the trans community.
“Curing a mental condition with a 50% suicide rate is extremely transphobic,” said Cynthia Rounds, who heads the non-profit “Trans The Kids.”
She added: “Instead of cutting an app off kids’ phones, we need to be cutting genitals off of kids’ bodies. That is how we truly show kids that we care.”
Another great job by The Bee !!!
The only thing they could have done better is have cynthia’s head lopped off...
I’m sure it’s better than any other “cure” out there.
I seem to remember that some guy tried to have tictok banned a few years ago, I just cannot remember who that might have been.
Maybe it was the Kia boyz?
So much truth in The Babylon Bee.
TikTok is banned in the state of Montana. I have no idea how or if they can enforce it. I would include Reddit as well.
It is so silly. I mean, who could look at the screaming pink haired freak and go “Yep, that’s me!”
Good for Montana.
It’s good to know that sanity exists somewhere.
Delete discord too
OH! The horror!!!
I truly believe that China uses TikTok as one more means to destroy America. The KIA challenge with young kids stealing cars (and I think it has morphed into car-jackings), the trans-cult, etc. All the stupid, self-centered things that kids do on it.
At a wedding a while back, my nephew took my photo and then converted my image into that of a female, who actually looked darn good.
I almost wanted to go out with her.
Yeah, like they need anyone giving them ideas for stupid things to do and then encouragement to do them.
A kick in the balls will clear up any gender confusion instantly.
Well, the encouragement is the number of hits and the money they get from posting their stupid stuff on TikTok. I was watching some trans-cult influencer talking and at the end they gave out all the dates and venues where they would be doing a speaking tour for the next month! I bet that also appeals to these kids. “I want to be famous just like they are and do speaking tours and be important.”
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