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Researchers Discover Miracle Cure For Gender Dysphoria Called 'Deleting TikTok'
BabylonBee.com ^ | Nov 4, 2023 · | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/04/2023 11:53:39 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

LOS ANGELES, CA — Researchers have made a groundbreaking medical discovery this week, discovering a miracle cure for gender dysphoria called "Deleting TikTok".

"The results are truly stunning," Dr. Erik Mendez told reporters. "By simply deleting this one app, patients are being cured of their symptoms in a matter of days. After billions of dollars spent and countless lives destroyed, the simplicity of the cure is simply astounding."

By cutting off access to videos of pink-haired men yelling online about being born in the wrong body, the study led by Dr. Mendez found a one-hundred percent drop in cases of teens who visited his office identifying as trans.

Despite the overwhelming success, the results have led to pushback in the trans community. "Curing a mental condition with a fifty percent suicide rate is extremely transphobic," said Cynthia Rounds, head of the non-profit organization Trans The Kids. "Instead of cutting an app off kids' phones, we need to be cutting genitals off of kids' bodies. That is how we truly show kids that we care. We strongly condemn Dr. Mendez and his entire team."

In spite of the pushback, Dr. Mendez says he's hopeful his research can help hundreds of thousands of teens who identify as trans. "I do see parents confused how letting their children watch popular trans icons get epic amounts of attention for being a misunderstood victim would in any way make teens want to do the same thing," said Dr. Mendez. "But I'm working on creating a detox program to introduce the parents to normal people in their area who don't advocate forcing children to take cross-sex hormones to gain followers online. Revolutionary!"


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire; tiktok; transgender

1 posted on 11/04/2023 11:53:39 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

LMAO


2 posted on 11/04/2023 11:53:56 AM PDT by TexasFreeper2009
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
Once again we see how the best satire is only a very slight exaggeration of the current "reality".

The Babylon Bee is a National Treasure.

3 posted on 11/04/2023 11:58:29 AM PDT by dayglored (Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
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To: dayglored

True.


4 posted on 11/04/2023 12:11:44 PM PDT by Eagles6 (Welcome to the Matrix . Orwell's "1984" was a warning, not an instruction manual.)
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To: All

Despite “Deleting Tik-Tok”s overwhelming success, there’s pushback in the trans community.

“Curing a mental condition with a 50% suicide rate is extremely transphobic,” said Cynthia Rounds, who heads the non-profit “Trans The Kids.”

She added: “Instead of cutting an app off kids’ phones, we need to be cutting genitals off of kids’ bodies. That is how we truly show kids that we care.”


5 posted on 11/04/2023 12:13:22 PM PDT by Liz (“The only time Biden gets his hands dirty is when he’s taking cash from foreign countries." Trump)
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To: Liz; Chode; SkyDancer; Salamander; Carriage Hill; Lockbox; All

Another great job by The Bee !!!

The only thing they could have done better is have cynthia’s head lopped off...


6 posted on 11/04/2023 12:28:15 PM PDT by mabarker1 ( (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress!!!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I’m sure it’s better than any other “cure” out there.


7 posted on 11/04/2023 12:39:26 PM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I seem to remember that some guy tried to have tictok banned a few years ago, I just cannot remember who that might have been.

Maybe it was the Kia boyz?


8 posted on 11/04/2023 12:47:37 PM PDT by algore
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

So much truth in The Babylon Bee.


9 posted on 11/04/2023 1:53:02 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.)
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To: metmom

TikTok is banned in the state of Montana. I have no idea how or if they can enforce it. I would include Reddit as well.


10 posted on 11/04/2023 1:57:06 PM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

It is so silly. I mean, who could look at the screaming pink haired freak and go “Yep, that’s me!”


11 posted on 11/04/2023 2:07:26 PM PDT by bk1000 (Banned from Breitbart)
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To: 21twelve

Good for Montana.

It’s good to know that sanity exists somewhere.


12 posted on 11/04/2023 2:11:30 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Delete discord too


13 posted on 11/04/2023 2:15:35 PM PDT by Chickensoup (Genocide is here. Leftist extremists are spearheading the Genocide against conservatives. )
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
“Deleting TikTok”

OH! The horror!!!

14 posted on 11/04/2023 3:03:45 PM PDT by Mark (DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
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To: metmom

I truly believe that China uses TikTok as one more means to destroy America. The KIA challenge with young kids stealing cars (and I think it has morphed into car-jackings), the trans-cult, etc. All the stupid, self-centered things that kids do on it.


15 posted on 11/04/2023 4:22:42 PM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
I've never been on Tik Tok but apparently they have some kind of feature where they turn a selfie of yourself into the opposite gender, while keeping your facial features.

At a wedding a while back, my nephew took my photo and then converted my image into that of a female, who actually looked darn good.

I almost wanted to go out with her.

16 posted on 11/04/2023 4:29:27 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (6,390,901 Truth | 86,874,940 Twitter)
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To: 21twelve

Yeah, like they need anyone giving them ideas for stupid things to do and then encouragement to do them.


17 posted on 11/04/2023 4:41:27 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.)
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To: TexasFreeper2009
La abeja se Esta poniendo Seria>
18 posted on 11/04/2023 6:12:30 PM PDT by californian by choice
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To: mabarker1

A kick in the balls will clear up any gender confusion instantly.


19 posted on 11/04/2023 10:07:26 PM PDT by Salamander (Please visit my profile page help save my beloved dog's life. https://www.givesendgo.com/G2FUF.)
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To: metmom

Well, the encouragement is the number of hits and the money they get from posting their stupid stuff on TikTok. I was watching some trans-cult influencer talking and at the end they gave out all the dates and venues where they would be doing a speaking tour for the next month! I bet that also appeals to these kids. “I want to be famous just like they are and do speaking tours and be important.”


20 posted on 11/04/2023 10:54:55 PM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
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