Posted on 10/30/2023 9:41:41 AM PDT by DFG
CAMBRIDGE, MA — A local university student expressed her own tremendous virtue by proudly announcing she would never have gone along with the rise of the Nazi party in Germany as she walked across campus to attend a "Kill the Jews" rally taking place on the Quad.
"Oh yeah, I would have nipped all that Hitler stuff in the bud," said Harvard junior Dianna Stephens. "I'm telling you, if I was in Germany back then, I would have never participated in the horrific things the Nazis were doing. Now, which way to the rally where we're cheering for the entire nation of Israel to be pushed into the sea?"
Stephens was joined by a number of her fellow students who all agreed that none of them would have allowed the evil Nazi ideology to spread in the years prior to World War II. "What the Nazis did was really awful," said sophomore Allison Davis. "Singling out one ethnic group, blaming them for all the ills of the world, rounding them up, and systematically slaughtering them? How hideous! I could never be a part of that. That's why today I'm standing with those who want to wipe the Jews off the face of the earth if it's the last thing they ever do."
At publishing time, the group of students had promised their generation would never allow the world to be plunged into something like WWII ever again. "It's up to our generation to keep humanity from repeating the same mistakes of the past," Stephens said. "Now where were we? Oh yeah--from the river to the sea! From the river to the sea!"
Pathetic.
It is impossible to tell satire from reality nowadays.
Even if supposedly satire.
Another completely believable title/article from Babylon Bee…
She would have been one of the first occupants of Dachau.
Yes you would ...
Oh the irony. America’s best and brightest, eh?
Nice mustache, Allie. Nice mustache.
Whelp, they got me. I usually check the author/site of the article but the headline got me.
The person who writes their headlines is a genius...
It’s hard to tell this is satire.
You wouldn't have had to participate. All the Nazis needed you, and most people, to do is just continue to ignore alternative news, stay woke, and keep speaking your stupid slogans. They would have taken care of the rest.
It clear Harvard has long done-away with any need for a basic education on history, logic and Christian ethics.
A Nazi by any other name is good.......right sweetheart?
Between iphones, social media, and Covid those three really have done a number on the cognitive dissonance of society as a whole.
No wonder Elon wants to brainchip everybody.
99.9% would.
Is the Bee.
“ The person who writes their headlines is a genius...”
Absolutely!
I got 2 paragraphs in.😃
The Bee really should stop with he actual news, they’re supposed to be satire.
Heck, got to see actual real “But they’re GOOD nazis” in relation to Yaroslav Hunka and Azov, so there’s that too..
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