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Differences Between Christmas And Hanukkah (With Tongue Firmly In Cheek)
The Lid ^ | 18 Dec 2022 | Jeff Dunetz

Posted on 12/18/2022 6:43:00 PM PST by Rummyfan

Hanukah movies are easier to identify. Christians fight over which movies are Christmas movies. If you ever want to purposely start an argument among Gentiles, walk into a room full of Christians and ask, “Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Oh boy, it will get ugly.

The truth is Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie. Think about it —” Die Hard” is a story about a desperate insurgency against a vastly superior invading force, requiring the near-miraculous marshaling of limited resources. It’s a modern version of the Chanukah story.

So many movie plots occur during the Christmas season. Therefore, there is an excellent chance of disagreement about whether or not a particular film can be considered a Christmas Movie.

But with Hanukah movies, there is no grey area, perhaps because there are so few Hanukah movies besides “Eight Crazy Nights,” “The Hebrew Hammer,” “The Rugrats Hanukkah,” and, of course, “Die Hard.”

CODA. A few weeks ago, Ye (Kanye) West wanted to write a song about the Maccabees. However, one night when Ye was sleeping, the ghost of Judah Maccabee visited him. He admonished Ye for being an anti-Semite and warned West he would be punished if he did the song without first having a bris. I heard the Jew-hating Ye was willing to have the bris but couldn’t find a Mohel willing to do such a tiny job.

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1 posted on 12/18/2022 6:43:00 PM PST by Rummyfan
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To: Rummyfan
Funny! There's always a wise guy!

2 posted on 12/18/2022 6:55:47 PM PST by Governor Dinwiddie (LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
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To: Rummyfan
"Yippie ki yay, meshugga!"
3 posted on 12/18/2022 6:59:26 PM PST by Lee N. Field ("He will swallow up death forever" Isaiah 25)
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To: Rummyfan

4 posted on 12/18/2022 7:02:07 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
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To: Rummyfan
Oy! Oy! Oy! Now I have an Uzi.
5 posted on 12/18/2022 7:04:37 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Soon the January 6 protesters will be held (without trial or bail) longer than Jefferson Davis was.)
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To: Rummyfan
With props to George Carlin...

The difference between Christmas and Hanukkah:

Christmas is rigidly defined, 12 nights with gifts laid out specifically for each night, especially the fifth night.

With Hanukkah, we don't know how long it will last. Will the oil last a day, a week, two weeks? Who knows?

-PJ

6 posted on 12/18/2022 7:15:21 PM PST by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: KarlInOhio; All
To all your responses: LOL! Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah!
7 posted on 12/18/2022 7:15:59 PM PST by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. )
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To: Phinneous
Think about it —” Die Hard” is a story about a desperate insurgency against a vastly superior invading force, requiring the near-miraculous marshaling of limited resources.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go.

"Happy Chanukah" ~ Clark Griswold

Most Jews are secretly pleased that many of the beautiful Christmas carols were composed by one of our tribal brethren. My favorite is White Christmas, written by Irving Berlin (born Isaac Bailen).

Is somebody supposed to catch that? *Israel* Berlin. Isaac is supposed to be Israel -- you know the boys, Esav and Yaakov. It's like those Differences Between Christmas And Hanukkah.

("There are several really interesting clocks in Berlin.")

Archeologists and others scientists still haven’t figured out what the Jews ordered for Chinese take-out for the first 1063 years of our existence.

All they have to do is look at a Chinese menu.

🙃

8 posted on 12/18/2022 7:27:56 PM PST by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️, aka every man)
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No room for Festivus in this December celebration remembrances? The unadorned aluminum pole not fancy enough for you? Fearful of the Feats of Strength? Or just don’t want to hear the Airing of Grievances?


9 posted on 12/18/2022 7:38:09 PM PST by BipolarBob (The party never stops until someone calls the cops.)
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To: Rummyfan

The Jews I knew in college loved Chinese food, but felt guilty about it. A Chinese restaurant is the antithesis of a kosher kitchen.

First, most of the dishes include pork fried rice. All the pots and pans had pork in them at some point. If it isn’t pork, its shellfish (shrimp), and the beef or chicken isn’t kosher . . . it might not even be beef or chicken!

Little chance of dairy running into your non-kosher meat and your pork seasoned pans, but it is enough to make even a reformed Jew feel a bit guilty, but not guilty enough to turn down Clams Casino at a Christmas Party.

I do send Hannukah cards to my longtome Jewish friends and find secular stamps for the envelopes. I suspect they are more amused than anything by it, but I still like to let them know I am thinking about them.


10 posted on 12/18/2022 7:52:02 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (But yet the Son of man, when he cometh, shall he find, think you, faith on earth? (Luke 18:8))
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To: BipolarBob
Or just don't want to hear the Airing of Grievances?

I hear those 364 days a year already.

I now understood what my father was meant when, when we asked what he wanted to listen to in the car, he would respond, "silence".

11 posted on 12/18/2022 7:59:24 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (The nation of france was named after a hedgehog... The hedgehog's name was Kevin... Don't ask)
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To: Rummyfan

Happy Hanukkah!


12 posted on 12/18/2022 8:10:41 PM PST by GOPJ (Illegals coming across with Ebola? https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=45&v=LPjzfGChGlE) )
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To: Rummyfan

Jeff Dunetz is a hoot. But also a deep thinker. Love the guy.


13 posted on 12/18/2022 8:59:48 PM PST by Theo (FReeping since 1998 ... drain the swamp.)
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To: Rummyfan

3 more candles?

CC


14 posted on 12/18/2022 9:03:03 PM PST by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
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To: Rummyfan

This is funny


15 posted on 12/18/2022 9:38:08 PM PST by Captainpaintball
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To: Ezekiel

Neither White Christmas, nor Jingle Bells are CHRISTMAS songs. They are nive holiday tunes, to be sure. However, they are NOT about Christ.


16 posted on 12/18/2022 10:19:18 PM PST by Jemian (War Eagle! )
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To: Rummyfan

There was a sort of funny movie poking fun and the Jews and Arabs called, “The Infidel” where a strict Muslim finds out he is really an adopted Jew.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1424003/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

And not technically a Hanukkah movie but this is a great cartoon. I highly recommend watching the whole list. Family Guy isn’t for everyone but this episode is comic genius when the hero Jew goes back in time to Warsaw.
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2ju_30OZKs7efyV994BYKR1pjjrBlQIh


17 posted on 12/18/2022 10:26:34 PM PST by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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To: Lee N. Field

Now that’s funny! I need to show this to my family.


18 posted on 12/18/2022 10:58:06 PM PST by TheWriterTX (Trust not in earthly princes....!)
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To: Rummyfan

Talk about busting stereotypes! A Jew making fun of a black guy for having a tiny candle!


19 posted on 12/19/2022 3:06:58 AM PST by dangus
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To: Jemian

It’s a fair point that Jingle Bells never so much as mentions anything about Christmas, let alone Christ. I’d call White Christmas a Christmas song to anyone who will claim Die Hard is a Christmas movie.


20 posted on 12/19/2022 3:12:33 AM PST by dangus
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