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German Health Minister: 'We Must Take Large Groups Of Unvaccinated And Concentrate Them Into Special Camps'
Babylon Bee ^
| 12/02/2021
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 12/03/2021 5:46:48 AM PST by DFG
BERLIN—German Health Minister Jens Spahn has announced his aggressive plan to fight COVID, which will include gathering all the unvaccinated people and putting them in special secured areas where they won't bother anyone.
"Ze key to fighting ze COVID iz very simple," said Spahn. "Ve must concentrate all ze filthy undesirables into special camps with very tall barbed-wire fences all around, where they will not infect us with their filthy anti-vaxx presence anymore."
Unvaccinated Germans will also be required to wear highly-visible markings on their clothing, so everyone will know to stay away from them, or turn them in if they attempt to buy food in a public market.
"Zis iz for ze good of ze German people," continued Spahn. "Ve vill not tolerate zis disgusting unvaccinated in our presence anymore. Heil Science!"
Spahn then gave a very special pro-science salute.
Australia praised the move by the German Health Minister, saying it worked great for the Aborigines.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; camp; concentrate; germany; humor; satire; unvaccinated
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posted on
12/03/2021 5:46:48 AM PST
by
DFG
To: DFG
Of course, they must also pay for their care with work.
Must do their part!
(Bee needs to stop giving these people ideas.)
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posted on
12/03/2021 5:52:04 AM PST
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
To: DFG
Injektion Macht Frei
To: DFG
Funny, but, not.
This IS the NWO plan.
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posted on
12/03/2021 5:52:33 AM PST
by
A strike
(Public Health 21st century murder by government. Doktor FauxiMengeleGates to aTerreHaute gurney now)
To: DFG
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posted on
12/03/2021 5:53:21 AM PST
by
sauropod
(Meanie Butt Daddy - No you can't)
To: DFG
I can’t believe a German official would use the term Concentration Camp. Shows you how bold these great reset globalists are.
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posted on
12/03/2021 5:56:03 AM PST
by
FrdmLvr
To: DFG
Babylon Bee is too slow for reality. Australia beat them to it.
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posted on
12/03/2021 6:03:05 AM PST
by
ArcadeQuarters
(Remember the 2020 backstabbers. No more RINOs ever!)
To: DFG
Do we unvaccinated need to wear yellow stars too?
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posted on
12/03/2021 6:09:01 AM PST
by
EvilCapitalist
(Pets are no substitute for children.)
To: FrdmLvr
It is from a humor/parody site.
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posted on
12/03/2021 6:09:57 AM PST
by
PghBaldy
(12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team sco uts photo-op locations.)
To: DFG
LOL - not far from the truth.
10
posted on
12/03/2021 6:11:36 AM PST
by
Allegra
To: DFG
Reopening Auschwitz concentration camp?
11
posted on
12/03/2021 6:42:09 AM PST
by
antidemoncrat
(somRead more at: https://economicti Astronomers see white dwarf 'switch on and off' for first time)
To: DFG
It will mean good business for the railroad systems in Poland...
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posted on
12/03/2021 6:45:03 AM PST
by
SuperLuminal
(Where is another Sam Adams now that we desperately need him?)
To: antidemoncrat
13
posted on
12/03/2021 6:53:57 AM PST
by
JusPasenThru
(Let’s go Brandon!)
To: DFG
Get the cattle cars ready.
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posted on
12/03/2021 6:56:57 AM PST
by
Sir Bangaz Cracka
(Slamming dat white cracka'a head into dat sidewalk causin he be scared)
To: DFG
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posted on
12/03/2021 7:08:30 AM PST
by
Gaffer
To: DFG
Babylon Bee today, reality tomorrow.
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posted on
12/03/2021 7:16:52 AM PST
by
AlaskaErik
(In time of peace, prepare for war.)
To: DFG
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posted on
12/03/2021 7:30:47 AM PST
by
conservativeimage
(Spark up a fire. Light up this place. Burn out this darkness and tear down the fear.)
To: DFG
Preferably East of the border...
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posted on
12/03/2021 8:28:07 AM PST
by
Organic Panic
(Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
To: DFG
The elites need breathing space.
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posted on
12/03/2021 8:29:08 AM PST
by
cgbg
(A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
To: DFG
The only thing on the plus side there is a gas shortage better run while they can.
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posted on
12/03/2021 8:55:55 AM PST
by
Vaduz
(women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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