1 posted on
07/08/2021 2:44:36 PM PDT by
DFG
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To: DFG
Offer them a wire brush and say, “Go **** yourself with this.” Would that work?
2 posted on
07/08/2021 2:46:29 PM PDT by
Fai Mao
(I don't think we have enough telephone poles.)
To: DFG
Sneeze into your right palm and then offer your hand for a handshake.
....bet that sends the rascals scampering....
3 posted on
07/08/2021 2:46:34 PM PDT by
ptsal
(Vote R.E.D. >>>Remove Every Democrat ***)
To: DFG
offer to exchange a watchtower magazine
4 posted on
07/08/2021 2:48:03 PM PDT by
mt tom
( )
To: DFG
5 posted on
07/08/2021 2:48:16 PM PDT by
freedumb2003
(The democrats have just replaced KKK with CRT. /Kevin McCarty 7/6/21)
To: DFG
Make your doorbell play The Star-Spangled Banner.
-PJ
6 posted on
07/08/2021 2:49:37 PM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
(* LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
To: DFG
Answer the door naked. For most of us that will be a scary and terrifying sight. Just make sure it is not the local church lady’s auxiliary.
To: DFG
Sic the dogs on them.
I’m ny case, I’ll sic the cat on them. She’s feisty as they come, all claws and teeth.
8 posted on
07/08/2021 2:54:30 PM PDT by
Veto!
(Political Correctness Offends Me)
To: DFG
If you live in the South, tell them an alligator or a coral snake was spotted in your yard an hour ago and that you cannot guarantee their safety.
If you live somewhere else, tell them there is a rabid skunk that has taken up residence in your bushes and you actually thought they (the vax people) were Animal Control.
9 posted on
07/08/2021 2:55:58 PM PDT by
CheshireTheCat
("Forgetting pain is convenient.Remembering it agonizing.But recovering truth is worth the suffering")
To: DFG
OK, I get the satirical intent, but this is actually pretty valid.
10 posted on
07/08/2021 2:57:13 PM PDT by
ScottinVA
(Enough. Divide the country.. now. )
To: DFG
I like greeting them at the door with a war weapon in your hands.
11 posted on
07/08/2021 2:59:25 PM PDT by
SkyDancer
(I Identify As Vaccinated)
To: DFG
Straight to #7.
Let the Dobes do the talking.
I got nothing to say to those people.
12 posted on
07/08/2021 2:59:33 PM PDT by
Salamander
(I Ride By Night And I Travel In Fear, That In This Darkness, I Will Disappear....)
To: DFG
Hang a sign on the door: “Knock if you know Trump won!”
13 posted on
07/08/2021 3:01:25 PM PDT by
glennaro
(Dennis Prager: "Until it's safe" means "Never")
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15 posted on
07/08/2021 3:02:54 PM PDT by
bigbob
To: DFG
I plan to slam the door in their faces.
18 posted on
07/08/2021 3:04:58 PM PDT by
EvilCapitalist
(I voted for prosperity, and I got poverty.)
To: DFG
I am pre-staging a MAGA hat at the doorway. That is a winning move.
To: DFG
Ah the old line “You are just in time. We are ready to sacrifice that baby now.” works with Jehovah Witnesses when they come a knocking. Love to see their eyes grow three sizes that day and how they never scrambled so fast off a porch before. I might believe in God but I certainly don’t believe in the God you painted for yourself. Might need to change it up a little.
23 posted on
07/08/2021 3:12:02 PM PDT by
zaxtres
(`)
To: DFG
1. NOYFB
2. Marines are immune to all diseases.
3. Show them your US Government volunteer/employee voodoo doll and hat pin.
27 posted on
07/08/2021 3:17:44 PM PDT by
NTHockey
(My rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners. And to the NSA trolls, FU)
To: DFG
29 posted on
07/08/2021 3:18:02 PM PDT by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: DFG
39 posted on
07/08/2021 3:41:08 PM PDT by
conservativeimage
(The mask is the boot stamping on the human face forever.)
To: DFG
Use the phrase “As-Salam-u-Alaikum” (”Peace be unto you”) Then offer them your left hand😂
40 posted on
07/08/2021 3:41:58 PM PDT by
The Louiswu
( No one is immune to the after-effects of girls, cocaine, and dry martinis.)
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