A Gender Neutral Mr. Potato Head Has His Tater Tots Cut Off

The Constitutional Conservatives ^ | February 28, 2021 | Daniel John Sobieski

[raptor22]

The imbecilic derangement of the so-called “woke” culture warriors is shown perfectly by their politically correct focus on the gender reassignment of a plastic potato. Some say move on, it is just a toy and its maker, Hasbro, is merely trying to rebrand its iconic toy by removing the sexist “Mr.” from in front of “Potato Head” on the toy’s marketing and packaging.

I would argue that it is more than that. As a toy, it is a way of reaching, and brainwashiung, our children, of continuing the left’s attack on the nuclear family, of fundamentally transforming society in a way that neuters both religion and science, and places government between parents and their children, Control the children for a generation dor a generation and you control the future. As the Christian Post reports:

Toy manufacturer Hasbro stirred controversy immediately after it announced the launch of a "modern” version of its iconic Mr. Potato Head toy line that will drop the honorific “Mr.,” to be more “inclusive” and to let kids create their own type of potato families, including two moms or two dads.

“Hasbro is making sure all feel welcome in the Potato Head world by officially dropping the Mr. from the Mr. Potato Head brand name and logo to promote gender equality and inclusion,” the company said in an announcement Thursday about the new line that will be released this fall.

[fidelis]

Just think of all those whose heretofore unrequited and dearest dream has now been fulfilled. Now any child—no matter what gender they identify with— can aspire to be a lumpy, starchy vegetable with cartoonish interchangeable parts. Oh Hasbro, you’ve done it again!

[libertasbella]

I doubt it. Biden’s brain wouldn’t be able to power a digital clock.

[sasquatch]

Best of the week!!!!

[Vehmgericht]

Mr. Clean is a skinhead! He’s next.

[Pollard]

[Liz]

A complete idiot if there ever was one.

[antidemoncrat]

So if Mrs. Tater Head is no longer politically correct, does that mean she gets her tater tits cut off?

[kaktuskid]

Did his French Fry go with it?

Shoestring? Crinkle Cut? Curly? Thick Cut?

[dfwgator]

[Songcraft]

:-)

(Probably "side-winding".)

[Flick Lives]

That’s President Potato Head, mister!

[Songcraft]

"That’s President Potato Head, mister!"

(And, the one before Trump was President Pot Head.)

     

[whitney69]

Used to be funny to put a potato in the exhaust pipe so it wouldn’t start. That comes to mind with this picture but it never started to begin with.

wy69

[mewzilla]

They've been reattached.

Hasbro Reverses Decision: Mr. Potato Head Will Remain

[MikelTackNailer]

The modern PC Inquisition has targeted the Muppets and Dr. Suess after bashing Looney Toons. Why would anyone want to be with a group totally lacking in sense of humor? Or believing they have any right to dictate at all, for that matter?

But I always rooted for COBRA. They always had the way cooler stuff.

[Svartalfiar]

Can these guys not afford an editor...?

and brainwashiung,
...
children, Control
...
for a generation dor a generation

[Leep]

Soon there gender benders will be the church ,eaders.

[Leep]

Soon THE gender benders will be the church ,Leaders.

[KeyLargo]